Has Diet Coke gone mad?

[owlboy]

The latest TV adverts, billboards, slogans on cans etc. I have no idea what they are on about.



What does this stuff even mean? Okay but no...

[Phil_A]

Fucking meme shit, isn't it. Twitter-speak, or trying to sound like it.

[idunnosomename]

I hate how i cant get proper coke in meal deals now because of nanny state sugar tax nonsense. I am skinny man who only buys lunch on long days out and about. I need the sugar, not horrible carcinogens. Up yours

[bgmnts]

Shit for interner cunts. Is that anyone under 25? I dont know now.

[Cloud]

It means you're getting old and don't understand young persons slang.

Also, imagine not being able to even

[owlboy]

Guess I'll never be a next level basic bitch then.

[idunnosomename]

I 👏 JUST 👏 SHIT 👏 MY 👏 KECKS 👏

[chveik]

can't wait for the cans with get in grave, shit4cunts, mate, parklife! etc.

[owlboy]

To be fair though, that would be on Coke Zero cans

#institutionalsexism

[Ray Travez]

I hate how i cant get proper coke in meal deals now because of nanny state sugar tax nonsense. I am skinny man who only buys lunch on long days out and about. I need the sugar, not horrible carcinogens. Up yours

Totally. I've quit smoking, I've quit drinking, I've quit recreational drugs; can I not just have a can of fizzy pop that tastes nice? I'm an adult, I think I can handle it. I promise I'll go straight to Fizzy Pop Anonymous if I can't.

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

Totally. I've quit smoking, I've quit drinking, I've quit recreational drugs; can I not just have a can of fizzy pop that tastes nice? I'm an adult, I think I can handle it. I promise I'll go straight to Fizzy Pop Anonymous if I can't even.

[petril]

can't wait for the cans with get in grave, shit4cunts, mate, parklife! etc.

don't forget not even a beatles album

[Marner and Me]

can't wait for the cans with get in grave, shit4cunts, mate, parklife! etc.

Bell sniff would be a good one.

[Kryton]

DIET COKE IS FOR CUNTS.
If anyone from SO CALLED DIET COKE IS READING THIS YOU CAN FUCKING STICK THAT IN YOUR PRESENTATION.

[Dewt]

Oi. Rich tea biscuits was not even there when it happened. If I was you I'd look a bit closer to home.

[Kryton]

Oi. Rich tea biscuits was not even there when it happened. If I was you I'd look a bit closer to home.

HAVE A NICE OLD GLASS OF OLD TIMEY COCA COLA.
Seriously though don't fuck with me, have a nice old glass of told timey cocachoa.

And to answer the OP. Yes, mental. Bananas.

[Captain Z]

Did you know they used to put heroin in Diet Coke.

[Kryton]

Syringes in certain 'winning' cans. Used ones.

[kidney]

those cans are extremely litty

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

Can my doggo have one of these or are they bad for puppers' tum-tums?

[Dewt]

Dogs can have a little Diet Coke, as a treat.

[easytarget]

Can my doggo have one of these or are they bad for puppers' tum-tums?

nooooo that's sooooo bad for your fur baby.

[marquis_de_sad]

When are going to bring back the thirsty office workers lusting over a gay man?

[hamfist]

I read it as Is it in yet ?

[Better Midlands]

When are going to bring back the thirsty office workers lusting over a gay man?

Not cool brah

[thenoise]

I read it as Is it in yet ?

I assumed 'ok but no' is some kind of pastiche of 'consent culture'.

Ladies: pretend you've changed your mind halfway through just to shit him up lol #gosister

[jobotic]

the worst thing is that you

[thenoise]

I'm so tired of adulting today

[idunnosomename]

The feel when so much this

[BlodwynPig]

My last can was a sane