Doctor Doctor jokes.

[Kryton]

Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.

Well I'm afraid it's AIDS.

[Kryton]

Doctor Doctor I'm sorry to bother you but I feel like I'm shrinking.

Just wait there and be a little patient.

[New folder]

Doctor, Doctor, pleeeeease... don't you know I'm going fast?

Yes, I have a speedometer.

[Glebe]

Doctor, Doctor, I've turned into a goose!

"QUACK!"

[pancreas]

Doctor, doctor, I want to live in your anus

I'm afraid that would rupture my colon, Sir.

[Replies From View]

- Doctor Doctor is there going to be a half-life of my body long after it has decayed into the earth

- Probably not

[Gregory Torso]

- Doctor, yo there appears to be a localised airport departure lounge on my lower back.

- I'm afraid it is terminal.

[Gregory Torso]

- Doctor, I am worried there is an American media franchise and television series created by Man of Action Studios and produced by Cartoon Network Studios. The franchise revolves around a boy named Ben Tennyson who acquires a watch-like alien device, the Omnitrix, which allows him to transform into ten different alien creatures. ON MY ANUS.

- DON'T WORRY IT IS BEN 9.

[Glebe]

"Doctor Doctor I'm the Invisible Man!"

"Yet I cannot see you, invisible as you are!"