>>>>You appear to have knocked a cowboy's hat off.

[H-O-W-L]

>>>>>What is your course of action, Traveller?

[Ferris]

Investigate HAT

[weekender]

bumfuck horse

[New folder]

pick it up and put it back on -- I WAS THE COWBOY ALL ALONG

[H-O-W-L]

pick it up and put it back on -- I WAS THE COWBOY ALL ALONG

You've cracked it. Thread cancelled.

[Glebe]

Apologise and buy him a sarsaparilla.

[Ferris]

I know, I made it look easy.

[New folder]

You've cracked it. Thread cancelled.

i am a professional gamer

[Replies From View]

Alright so let's say for a fleeting moment that this thread isn't yet cracked.  Let's claim for example that no being alive or dead or any inanimate object can ever own a hat.  Gravity takes the hat and can't keep it.  There's a slave to wearing hats.  Can't grant what was never wished for Nigel, porkies or no porkies, and I don't mean the white variety if I may be so boldly racist for a moment - what I mean is not the white porkie but the hat porkie.

[Pingers]

Check cowboy for cowboy credentials, e.g. beans, racism etc.