Author Topic: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]  (Read 76846 times)

Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #1500 on: November 19, 2020, 09:47:43 PM »
feel like pure shit just want the verse of the christmas song where i can sing faggot back

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« Reply #1501 on: November 19, 2020, 09:59:43 PM »
Just wish we still had a paulie around.  I'm sure he'd explain that thing about it actually being a bundle of wood and slow-cooked herby offal and so, like, totes normal pearl-clutchers.  Just a healthy naked word, grandma.  How many earnest little paulies are out there right now, painstakingly typing that out, smiling to themselves.

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« Reply #1502 on: November 19, 2020, 10:03:24 PM »
we're better off

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Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #1503 on: November 19, 2020, 10:12:15 PM »
I know it.

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Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #1504 on: November 19, 2020, 10:20:02 PM »
Didn't Cerys admit to banging Jones during the recording of the tune, or is it just my filthy dirty disgusting mind making things up again?
Yep - according to one of the engineers at the studio, who walked in on them at it over the mixing desk, the sex bomb gave a wink and said “not now, boyo”.

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Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #1505 on: November 19, 2020, 10:21:39 PM »
Fuck! Does Still Not George know about all this?!

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Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #1506 on: November 19, 2020, 10:28:21 PM »
Yep - according to one of the engineers at the studio, who walked in on them at it over the mixing desk, the sex bomb gave a wink and said “not now, boyo”.

Fuck, that checks out!  Tom Jones is Welsh!!

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« Reply #1507 on: November 20, 2020, 07:39:49 AM »
Dear god, just happened upon Angela Eagle's twitter. 

Quote from: Angela Eagle@angelaeagle
They were FAB live too

Quote from: James O'Brien@mrjamesob
I hope people will take this opportunity to delve deeper into The Pogues’ back catalogue. Fairytale is a stone cold classic, obvs, but there is *so* much more to both the band and their inimitable frontman.

Ghaaagh!  FAB.  They can fuck off and all, the pair of little barbecue-dad bandwagon-jumping shites.

https://twitter.com/angelaeagle/status/1329485170303508481

Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #1508 on: November 20, 2020, 02:42:07 PM »
I don't get what's wrong with that comment? They have got other songs and they are a great band (no, I'm not jumping on a bandwagon, I've liked the Pogues for donkeys' years). Thousands Are Sailing, for instance.
Didn't Cerys admit to banging Jones during the recording of the tune, or is it just my filthy dirty disgusting mind making things up again?
No, they did definitely do the do.

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Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #1509 on: November 20, 2020, 03:11:05 PM »
It's probably safe to assume Jones has rattled everyone he's performed with.... man, woman or beast.

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Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #1510 on: November 20, 2020, 03:35:00 PM »
Unlike Laurence Fox.

Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #1511 on: November 20, 2020, 05:16:47 PM »
It's probably safe to assume Jones has rattled everyone he's performed with.... man, woman or beast.




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Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #1512 on: November 20, 2020, 05:43:06 PM »

Pudsey had perfect vision before that encounter.

Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #1513 on: November 20, 2020, 09:49:43 PM »
I would have banged Cerys too tbf. Responsible for my bisexual awakening, that woman.

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Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #1514 on: November 20, 2020, 09:55:08 PM »
I would have banged Cerys too tbf. Responsible for my bisexual awakening, that woman.

She is lovely. God knows what she saw in Tom Jones. He looks like a fucking gingerbread man.

Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #1515 on: November 20, 2020, 10:09:26 PM »
She is lovely. God knows what she saw in Tom Jones. He looks like a fucking gingerbread man.
Knowing Cerys, she was probably drunk off her tits.

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Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #1516 on: November 20, 2020, 11:05:14 PM »
Maybe he said "THINK I BETTER DAAAAAAANCE NOW!" then waddled about on the spot like a drugged bear in a Ukrainian circus. That used to get me going, when I saw him doing that.

Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #1517 on: November 20, 2020, 11:08:41 PM »
Cerys Matthews is foul. Her fucking horrible voice, like sugary pus. My idea of hell is being chained to a chair and having to listen to Cerys fucking Matthews and Guy Garvey recite their own poetry.

Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #1518 on: November 20, 2020, 11:29:04 PM »
Cerys Matthews is foul. Her fucking horrible voice, like sugary pus. My idea of hell is being chained to a chair and having to listen to Cerys fucking Matthews and Guy Garvey recite their own poetry.
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Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #1519 on: November 21, 2020, 12:11:00 AM »
Cerys Matthews is foul. Her fucking horrible voice, like sugary pus. My idea of hell is being chained to a chair and having to listen to Cerys fucking Matthews and Guy Garvey recite their own poetry.

Fair play this is a shite opinion.

Her voice is manna from heaven.

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Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #1520 on: November 21, 2020, 12:27:54 AM »
Fair play this is a shite opinion.

Her voice is a heave.

FTFY.

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Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #1521 on: November 21, 2020, 06:23:27 PM »
Maybe he said "THINK I BETTER DAAAAAAANCE NOW!" then waddled about on the spot like a drugged bear in a Ukrainian circus. That used to get me going, when I saw him doing that.

bet as he climaxed he couldn't resist shouting "RRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOAD RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAGE" to take the piss out of her

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Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #1522 on: November 21, 2020, 07:12:17 PM »
Cerys Matthews is foul. Her fucking horrible voice, like sugary pus. My idea of hell is being chained to a chair and having to listen to Cerys fucking Matthews and Guy Garvey recite their own poetry.
I still can't get over the time Garvey appeared on a documentary about Tom Waits and spent a few minutes trying to remember the lyrics to Shore Leave for no fucking reason.

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Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #1524 on: Yesterday at 10:48:12 PM »
He means he had Grimes over to cook for him.

The whole point of the tweet and replies seems to be "defund the NHS". Who's backing him again?

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