Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]

[idunnosomename]

i really cant believe anyone put proper money behind this wally.

[jobotic]

He's been a wally from the very start though so that can't be the point.

[idunnosomename]

it might be some elaborate money-laundering scheme I guess

[Kankurette]

The far right money men could have chosen someone more competent. Perhaps it's just as well they haven't.

[Paul Calf]

Click here if you want to feel really toxic.

For a glorious 30 seconds, I thought that was Jamie Oliver.

[idunnosomename]

The far right money men could have chosen someone more competent. Perhaps it's just as well they haven't.

same thing with Boris Johnson

[Paul Calf]

They don't need to. The object isn't to win anything, it's to smear their vile ideas as luridly as possible over the biggest lens they can find.

[Butchers Blind]

Click here if you want to feel really toxic.

That Fox stink will never come off, no matter how many times you scrub there will always be that faint whiff of bins.

[Brundle-Fly]

My partner hasn't been following his antics, so I showed her one of his promotional videos last night. That one where it looks like he's in some chilly empty upstairs Soho bar. It's interesting to see all the subtle little acting tricks in play, the affected pauses, the tasteful stresses on certain words, the wistful stares into space, culminating in a humble head bow on exit. It's like watching a fictional party political broadcast depicting a corrupt politician that might appear in a Russel.T. Davies drama.

She remarked, "Arsehole. Where's MY fucking iPad and also where's my PARENT'S fucking iPad, should we have to say our final goodbyes"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMj7AiBPTYo

[Johnny Yesno]

I think we can see why the acting work dried up.

[Buelligan]

The unbearable stench?

A friend often speaks of bad actors being fart actors.  If you watch someone acting badly you can see exactly what he means, the eyes, nostrils, head movements, just like they've released an unspeakable or someone else has and they're wondering who.

[jobotic]

Isn't this what caused him to take whatever colour pill it is in the first place? Because he was outraged that there was Sikh soldier in the film 1917?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/apr/21/uk-inquiry-blames-pervasive-racism-for-unequal-commemoration-of-black-and-asian-troops

[frajer]

My partner hasn't been following his antics, so I showed her one of his promotional videos last night. That one where it looks like he's in some chilly empty upstairs Soho bar. It's interesting to see all the subtle little acting tricks in play, the affected pauses, the tasteful stresses on certain words, the wistful stares into space, culminating in a humble head bow on exit. It's like watching a fictional party political broadcast depicting a corrupt politician that might appear in a Russel.T. Davies drama.

She remarked, "Arsehole. Where's MY fucking iPad and also where's my PARENT'S fucking iPad, should we have to say our final goodbyes"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMj7AiBPTYo

Oh my word, what the fuck is that walk? A Weeble on a distressed ship could do better.

Presumably it's an alpha swagger meant to imply "massive cock". And it does, but not in the way he hopes.

[jobotic]

Its this (1:28) (3:15)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfcnAvx7fc8

[Kankurette]

I thought it was Billie turning the weans against him, but then he's always been Like That considering he got chucked out of Harrow and admitted to bullying other kids.

[Kankurette]

The Torygraph has really gone down the shitter: Nigel Farage has written an article supporting the Reform UK party AND Reclaim because they're both running on an anti-lockdown platform, because it's not like coronavirus will eventually die down and things will go back to normal, making them redundant, or anything.

I'm surprised he's so against authority, given what a raging fascist he is and how people like him are the reason Johnson's in power.

[idunnosomename]

i keep getting Reform and Reclaim mixed up. this isnt going to help

[phantom_power]

The mayor cannot in any way affect lockdown can they? It is done on a government level

[daf]

Presumably it's an alpha swagger meant to imply "massive cock". And it does, but not in the way he hopes.

Chortle!

(also, has he had new teeth?)

[drummersaredeaf]

Brian Rose is ahead, and didn't he just delete a video of him drinking his own piss?

[jobotic]

Ahead of Khan?

[sevendaughters]

that little *voice lower* "so what are you gonna do?" is something Coogan has done as Partridge several times

[Buelligan]

Brian Rose is ahead, and didn't he just delete a video of him drinking his own piss?

Saw it ages ago.


_{This sad twat literally drinks his own piss}

[drummersaredeaf]

If I drink my own piss will I get that car and a six pack?

[Buelligan]

Ah, it's awful.  He couldn't show how desperate he is to be interesting and how poor his imagination is any more clearly. 

[jobotic]

Brian the owner's coming. Put your top on and leg it.

[idunnosomename]

can we keep all Pinstripe Spiv Cunt London Mayor Bid in the Pinstripe Spiv Cunt London Mayor Bid thread please!!

look at this total load of twaddle video he's put out. it's proper racist at times, yes, but it's also really lazy. if I was an evil plutocrat and I'd funded him I'd want my fucking money back.

https://twitter.com/LozzaFox/status/1385481333653352457

what's that about your family tree in the toilet??!?! who does that.

[bgmnts]

There's only one British English dish? Wut?

[BlodwynPig]

Saw it ages ago.


_{This sad twat literally drinks his own piss}

in England's green and pissant land

[jobotic]

Like the comment under shit breath's video:

"Are you missing a shoe? You walk funny"