Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]

[Butchers Blind]

Has he been round the bins again?

[frajer]

The kids wish they were with their mum instead.

"Dad can we go to the park?"
"Hold the camera steady, Daddy's just got five more vids to film where he owns Siri. Then we need a few shots of Daddy in a fashion scarf drinking a pint of lager. Then we probably won't have time for the park. Maybe next week."

[jobotic]

Dad you've been rolling that cigarette for three hours now. You don't even smoke.

[phantom_power]

He is such a tit. Regardless of whether you agree with the concept of white privilege or not, Siri is giving the correct definition so I am not sure what his smug face is for. Also, not being able to answer whether it is impartial isn't some massive gotcha either, just a failure in its comprehension.

Lozza: Siri, what is white privilege?

Siri: White privilege is being a talentless fuck with no reason to be an authority on political matters and yet still being hired to go on Question Time and other political TV shows. It can also relate to having no discernible musical talent and yet still given platforms to hawk your shitty dirge songs

[monkfromhavana]

Now saying he's going to take his children out of school and 'read to them' at home because of child vaccination policy. I'm not sure that's the best move as a divorced parent.

Does his ex-wife not get a say in the matter? Presumably he only sees them at weekends when they're not at school anyway.

[frajer]

"Open the casting agency doors, Siri."
"You know I can't do that Laurence."

[Butchers Blind]

"Mummy, Daddy keeps going on about woke culture"
"Siri, how do you stop an ex-partner seeing the children?"

[phantom_power]

He told Siri to fuck off though. You can't deny that is mega cool and street and tough, right anti-woke grifters!

[jobotic]

It is pretty sweet.

DO NOT FUCK with Lozza

[Kankurette]

"Siri, why do I have no friends?"

[jobotic]

"You do Laurence. CraftyWank, remember?"

"That oik?"

[Bad Ambassador]

Well done on being rude to a machine.

He's off home to call his toaster a wanker and accuse a hairdryer of being a nonce.

[Chollis]

haha, calmly DESTROYED a virtual assistant. checkmate libtards!

[Blue Jam]

Q. Why do Laurence Fox's kids spend Christmas with their mum?
A. BECAUSE THEY WANT TO! BECAUSE THEY WANT TO!




^{(not my work, saw it on Twitter a while back)}

[JamesTC]

I wish I could tell a robot to fuck off.

[Cold Meat Platter]

I wish I could tell a robot to fuck off.

I'll pretend to be one if you want and you can tell me to fuck off.

Bleep bleep bloop I am a robot.

[Johnny Yesno]

I'll pretend to be one if you want and you can tell me to fuck off.

Bleep bleep bloop I am a robot.

I BET YOU WILL PLATTER YOU DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS. I BET YOU FUCKING WILL.

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Would love to know if he's been vaccinated. Bet he fucking has, the lying cunt.

[frajer]

I'll pretend to be one if you want and you can tell me to fuck off.

Bleep bleep bloop I am a robot.

Hiya robot mate I know I said I'd tell you to fuck off but now that I've got you please can you get Billie back for me cheers ta

[Huxleys Babkins]

"I might have lost access to the kids and my Twitter account, but at least I didn't lose to B*Witched at the 1998 Smash Hits Poll Winners' Party. Check. Mate."

[Vyvian Withnail]

Would love to know if he's been vaccinated. Bet he fucking has, the lying cunt.

He appeared on GB News - in the studio, no less - so he probably has been double jabbed. The policy at GBN is that anyone who goes into the studios has to have been double jabbed.

[Jittlebags]

He appeared on GB News - in the studio, no less - so he probably has been double jabbed. The policy at GBN is that anyone who goes into the studios has to have been double jabbed.

Do they have any policy about being Chris Evans' custard cousin?

[Ron Maels Moustache]

Laurence The Sweaty Fox is now claiming to have Covid and to be taking Ivermectin. I'm sure our thoughts and prayers are all with the virus at this very difficult time.

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2022/jan/30/laurence-fox-has-coronavirus-and-taking-ivermectin

[phantom_power]

Saline nasal rinse? What a fucking moron

[Darles Chickens]

Voluntarily and proudly taking animal deworming medicine is the best way to own the libs.

[phantom_power]

I will wear a t-shirt proclaiming the quality of my immune system but as soon as I get Covid I will take every quack remedy possible. At least have the courage of your fuckwitted convictions

[jobotic]

I bet he's vaxxed up to the eyeballs, grifting smelly cunt.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Why has this stupid fucking cunt not been pummelled into a paste by now?

[Butchers Blind]

Still looking like the bastard son of Catweazle and Plug from the Bash Street Kids.

[katzenjammer]

I bet he's vaxxed up to the eyeballs, grifting smelly cunt.

This. No way he's not vaxxed, too much of a coward