Author Topic: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]  (Read 43358 times)

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« Reply #840 on: September 13, 2020, 11:25:57 PM »
I simply can't work out what that draped white thing is at the bottom left, his breasts?  His tiny dropular body?

It's his right shoulder.

Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #841 on: September 13, 2020, 11:29:47 PM »
what are we supposed to sup from the mug? liberal tears?

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Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #842 on: September 13, 2020, 11:30:15 PM »
I simply can't work out what that draped white thing is at the bottom left, his breasts?  His tiny dropular body?  What horror is this?

I agree, he does look very sad, perhaps we should be kinder to him.
^What Yesno said. He’s pretty scrawny, but he’s angled his shoulders so that they’re parallel with his chin in that pic, so if you don’t pick up on his posture he looks even more of a beanpole.

Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #843 on: September 13, 2020, 11:56:53 PM »
i would show more clemency to this lost soul than the utter blight on humanity that is Captain Tom Moore

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Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #844 on: September 13, 2020, 11:59:18 PM »
Yes, that was me going with the best case scenario. If he's in London and renting or paying off a mortgage he might be fucked.

This particular grift never works out. When will people learn?

Yeah exactly. When you factor in the 3 year time limit before he fades into obscurity forever with Milo ‘n’ friends and the patreons dwindle to 0, it all seems a very poor return on investment.

As long as he’s happy I suppose.

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Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #845 on: September 14, 2020, 12:06:51 AM »
i would show more clemency to this lost soul than the utter blight on humanity that is Captain Tom Moore

he's the Grifter King (well, mostly thanks to his daughter)

Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #846 on: September 14, 2020, 12:16:57 AM »
for he is the grifter king!
you are! hurrah for the grifter king!
and it is, a wonderful thing,
to be the grifter king!

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Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #847 on: September 14, 2020, 06:06:14 AM »
i would show more clemency to this lost soul than the utter blight on humanity that is Captain Tom Moore

See, this is something that reminds me how lucky I am to have escaped the Island.  I hardly even know who that is.  It's true! Imagine.

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Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #848 on: September 14, 2020, 08:27:31 AM »
for this kind of career obliteration (seriously, it might look rosy now for him but these people always blow up or get banned or go too far) a max of $2k (off-setting his lack of acting and in-the-red record company) is PATHETIC.

The price of a soul has declined significantly since Faust flogged his for all the knowlege in the world and all the earthly pleasures. Now it's the same salary you'd get working in a call centre if you did loads of overtime and didn't chuck any sickies.

EDIT: and remember that's the maximum estimate. The lower bound is $421.

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« Reply #849 on: September 14, 2020, 10:01:06 AM »
You know what Peter Cook said about souls.  Pretty applicable to Laurence Fox.

Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #850 on: September 14, 2020, 10:11:59 AM »
Now it's the same salary you'd get working in a call centre if you did loads of overtime and didn't chuck any sickies.

Also a call centre wouldn't require you to buy copious self-branded mugs that you then have to keep under your stairs. If anything you might get a free mug from a keen supplier, new to the industry/area.

Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #851 on: September 14, 2020, 12:04:57 PM »
Nice to see that forum favourite Sian is back on Twitter (under a slightly different name) and has now latched on to our Lozza as her new common-sense-says-what-we're-all-thinking messiah.

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Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #852 on: September 14, 2020, 01:19:28 PM »
Does anyone sing the title of this (without Laurence Fox) to the tune of 'Manic Monday' by The Bangles?

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Re: Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]
« Reply #853 on: September 15, 2020, 04:40:30 AM »
If he's in London and renting or paying off a mortgage he might be fucked.


I think the Old Harrovian has probably paid his mortgage(s) off by now tbh. Or Daddy did.

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