Laurence Fox - Another anti-woke grifter [split topic]

[Johnny Yesno]

I simply can't work out what that draped white thing is at the bottom left, his breasts?  His tiny dropular body?

It's his right shoulder.

[idunnosomename]

what are we supposed to sup from the mug? liberal tears?

[Jumblegraws]

I simply can't work out what that draped white thing is at the bottom left, his breasts?  His tiny dropular body?  What horror is this?

I agree, he does look very sad, perhaps we should be kinder to him.

^What Yesno said. He's pretty scrawny, but he's angled his shoulders so that they're parallel with his chin in that pic, so if you don't pick up on his posture he looks even more of a beanpole.

[idunnosomename]

i would show more clemency to this lost soul than the utter blight on humanity that is Captain Tom Moore

[Ferris]

Yes, that was me going with the best case scenario. If he's in London and renting or paying off a mortgage he might be fucked.

This particular grift never works out. When will people learn?

Yeah exactly. When you factor in the 3 year time limit before he fades into obscurity forever with Milo 'n' friends and the patreons dwindle to 0, it all seems a very poor return on investment.

As long as he's happy I suppose.

[chveik]

i would show more clemency to this lost soul than the utter blight on humanity that is Captain Tom Moore

he's the Grifter King (well, mostly thanks to his daughter)

[idunnosomename]

for he is the grifter king!
you are! hurrah for the grifter king!
and it is, a wonderful thing,
to be the grifter king!

[Buelligan]

i would show more clemency to this lost soul than the utter blight on humanity that is Captain Tom Moore

See, this is something that reminds me how lucky I am to have escaped the Island.  I hardly even know who that is.  It's true! Imagine.

[Paul Calf]

for this kind of career obliteration (seriously, it might look rosy now for him but these people always blow up or get banned or go too far) a max of $2k (off-setting his lack of acting and in-the-red record company) is PATHETIC.

The price of a soul has declined significantly since Faust flogged his for all the knowlege in the world and all the earthly pleasures. Now it's the same salary you'd get working in a call centre if you did loads of overtime and didn't chuck any sickies.

EDIT: and remember that's the maximum estimate. The lower bound is $421.

[Buelligan]

You know what Peter Cook said about souls.  Pretty applicable to Laurence Fox.

[frajer]

Now it's the same salary you'd get working in a call centre if you did loads of overtime and didn't chuck any sickies.

Also a call centre wouldn't require you to buy copious self-branded mugs that you then have to keep under your stairs. If anything you might get a free mug from a keen supplier, new to the industry/area.

[Small Potatoes]

Nice to see that forum favourite Sian is back on Twitter (under a slightly different name) and has now latched on to our Lozza as her new common-sense-says-what-we're-all-thinking messiah.

[monkfromhavana]

Does anyone sing the title of this (without Laurence Fox) to the tune of 'Manic Monday' by The Bangles?

[Menu]

If he's in London and renting or paying off a mortgage he might be fucked.

I think the Old Harrovian has probably paid his mortgage(s) off by now tbh. Or Daddy did.

[idunnosomename]

in other "what the fuck happened to our fucking nation" news

http://archive.md/Q9Uqe

[Cursus]

[imitationleather]

Can't wait to watch this crash and burn!

[bgmnts]

Imagine devoting your life to making other lives as shit as you possibly can from a position of utmost privilege. Madness.

[Butchers Blind]

Hang on... isn't this just UKIP?

[imitationleather]

Hang on... isn't this just UKIP?

Nah. It's Veritas.

[Butchers Blind]

Meetings every curry night in Wetherspoons.

[Quote]

It's about five of our political parties or so it feels. Into flag-shagging and spluttering anti-woke outrage? Vote for us, or one of the other four. Whatever.

[BlodwynPig]

Starmer is fucked now!

Fox is to Starmer what Farage was to Corbyn

[jobotic]

Cummings funding this with taxpayers' money?

Like the minor "opposition" parties in Russia?

Onwards we march

[idunnosomename]

this is the political equivalent of pulling your pants down and doing a runny shit in a urinal.

sorry, I mean, this is literally pulling your pants down and doing a runny shit in a urinal.

[Johnny Yesno]

Here it is: www.laurencefoxparty.co.uk

No captcha or anything. Childish people could keep sending message after message with no impediment. Very careless.

[Butchers Blind]

His agent still hasn't called.  Not even being a background drinker at the Woolpack has come his way.

[jobotic]

That site has a very faint whiff of shit, but only when you scroll.

[Bently Sheds]

"This is my endeavour" - the tedious fucker just had to stick an Inspector Morse reference in, didn't he?

[idunnosomename]