Woke William.

[Glebe]

Woke William refuses to eat Snickers because, "They're made by Chinese women. In Africa."

[BlodwynPig]

Garlic Bread Gordons says " 'member the 80s?"

Woke William refuses.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Woke William confesses to the murder of Jill Dando to "give her poor family the closure they need". Unfortunately, William was born in 1998 and is merely let off with a caution for wasting police time.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Woke William tells off internalised ingrid for calling him a twat because 'that's offenssive to women'.

[Glebe]

WW only wears dresses now, to the consternation of Graham Linehan.

[Glebe]

Wokey gets the Fairtrade logo tattooed on his bumcheeks.

[greenman]

Wokey gets the Fairtrade logo tattooed on his bumcheeks.

Thats Stroudie Steve

[Pingers]

Woke William changes his name to William Mohammed Rubinstein, to "bring the Abrahamic faiths closer together"

[Chollis]

A mind-bendingly painful surgical procedure means that Woke William's penis is now ribbed for her pleasure

[Huxleys Babkins]

Woke William witnesses but fails to report a violent sexual assault because he's worried he might kink-shame the victim.

[vanilla.coffee]

There is an idea of a woke William; some kind of abstraction.
But there is no real woke William: only an entity, something illusory.
And though he can hide his cold gaze, and you can shake his hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense your lifestyles are probably comparable... woke William simply is not there.

[Dewt]

Woke Williams burns all of his copies of Just William.

"It should be everybody, not just me, but women and minorities too."

[Glebe]

Woke Williams burns all of his copies of Just William.

"It should be everybody, not just me."

"What about 'Just Wilma'?"