What are you, Reading?

[Cuellar]

???

[Pingers]

A financial centre
A centre for finance
A money pot, a honey pot
For kids wearing Slipknot
T-shirts from surrounding towns and villages
Who make little retail pillages
From places like Streatley and Goring
And anywhere else that's even more boring

[Rizla]

indeed

[Cuellar]

:(