Run out of swears

[DistressedArea]

Hi all, I'm looking for a really bad swear. I tried fuck, and it didn't work, so I'm not sure what to do now. To be clear, I'm looking for absolutely the worst swear there is. Need it for work tomorrow. Thanks.

[shoulders]

Predatory paedophile

[chveik]

silly goose

[Cuellar]

Came into some brand new swears recently, you're in luck:

Blonth

Crant

{Perthin}

[DistressedArea]

Ok, thanks, but it looks like I didn't make it clear that I'm looking for some proper military grade swears.

[Cuellar]

Well forget it then if those aren't good enough

[DistressedArea]

No, sorry, they are good. If I ever have to referee an under tens football match or teach ballet at a girls school, I'll definitely use them.  Only I need this for work, sorry if this wasn't clear.

[Pingers]

Benge

[pancreas]

Compleme Cunm

[willpurry]

Bally poltroon.

[Cerys]

Toddlerclits

[DistressedArea]

Tried a few of these in my meeting today and, well, it looks like I'm not really ready for a management role.  From the feedback, it's clear it wasn't just the swears, but I'm definitely not meeting expectations in that regard.  Thanks anyway, really appreciate the effort.