Finally got the keys to our new house. First time buyers, no more slavery to the landlords. Beautiful. Did the move yesterday. Missus borrowed the van from work, driving it nervously, me following behind in the car.
Massive, massive temptation to just ram the fuck out of the van. Destroy our stuff, she’d lose her job, injure the two of us, house lost as a result. Just absolutely fuck up our lives in one massive, twisted pile of revving metal and despair.