Last day in Europe. What will you do?

[Shit Good Nose]

Just had a full English breakfast. Nobody can stop me! Take that Europe!

You say that, but tomorrow that same breakfast will just be a poached egg on toast.  Dry toast.

[Neville Chamberlain]

Now that we've got Brexit done, does this mean that nuns are no longer banned from riding bicycles along misty English lanes?!?!??

[buttgammon]

I'm stuck at home in my sickbed and I've accidentally found myself arguing with FBPEs on Twitter. Ahh well, at least the twee, naive, middle-class stupidity of these people is making me feel better about losing the rights I was born with.

[Shit Good Nose]

Sign in local deli "sorry - no caramel shortbread at the moment".

THANKS BREXIT BRITAIN!

[Big Mclargehuge]

I'm going to be watching all the arty, naughty European art house movies that were banned by the BBFC for years because of there taste for European class. I'm spinning Passolini, Tinto Brass, Żuławski if it was banned for contrasting with our English Values, I'll be spinning it tonight.

[Cuellar]

Now that we've got Brexit done, does this mean that nuns are no longer banned from riding bicycles along misty English lanes?!?!??

We can now actually compel them to do so, by law.

No nuns not cycling down misty lanes - vote Tory.

[canadagoose]

Full english at 11 lads. Get in

I mean, I hate Brexit but I could go for that.

[jobotic]

I'm reading rich Guardian readers comments about how they are they are flying off to Europe for the weekend to get away from this awful place and its awful people

Fucking Rupert and Saskia who voted Lib Dem and are responsible for this
They'll be alright though.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I voted Labour if that's any use.

[Chollis]

going to eat lots of little nuggets of my own shit

[jobotic]

I voted Labour if that's any use.

I'm assuming you didn't ask the Guardian to publish details of your trip.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I'm assuming you didn't ask the Guardian to publish details of your trip.

I did but it might not have been published as it contained the sentence 'please ingest buckets and buckets of sick'.

[Blue Jam]

I'm going to watch the German Masters snooker and enjoy the fact that Peter Ebdon and Ali Carter didn't qualify.

[jobotic]

I did but it might not have been published as it contained the sentence 'please ingest buckets and buckets of sick'.

It was this week's Star Letter

[Buelligan]

I'm going to work.  My shift should end at 11 so, hypothetically, I'll be Brexiting in my free time.  Unlikely though.

ETA  Forgot, of course, our European 11 is your little islanders' 10, so I should be able to watch the actual plunge.  Brilliant.

[Head Gardener]

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Have you got your EU commemorative plate Alan?


_{... Yes}

[Cuellar]

I'm actually going to remain in the EU after 11pm.

What are they gonna do about it? Nothing. There's nothing they CAN do. Idiots.

[Kryton]

Binned all my cheese.

[Jittlebags]

Might get a tin of Watneys Party Seven.

[shiftwork2]

Lighting a Wicker Man full of foreign lads.

[idunnosomename]

i did the washing

[Twit 2]

GO FISHING IN ARE GROUNDS

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Lighting a Wicker Man full of foreign lads.

Stuffing wicker into forty three foreigns.

[Thursday]

Well I'm going to be exclusively eating expensive imported European food. That'll show the hardcore Brexiteers like Jeremy Corbyn! It's his fault we're in this mess.

[SteK]

I'm still in Europe, long live the CTA

[bgmnts]

Revel in the benefits this will have on the Welsh agricultural industry which is probably all owned by English people.

Might go to a pig farm and fuck a BRITISH pig.

[idunnosomename]

you better get your skates on, there's bound to be a queue

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Not sure about you lot but: have you ever wondered whhhhhhhhyyyyyyy?

[BlodwynPig]

Revel in the benefits this will have on the Welsh agricultural industry which is probably all owned by English people.

Might go to a pig farm and fuck a BRITISH pig.

oi, get away from me freak