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Rustlers Morroccan Vegan Burger

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, January 31, 2020, 12:38:59 PM

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Shoulders?-Stomach!

We have crossed the rubicon lads

*grabs a can of rubicon* to vividly wash the greasy metaphor down the figurative oesophagus

What next?

Mr Brains Falafaggots?
Seitan Goblinburgers In Gravy?

You tell me, with your faces and hands.

idunnosomename

Vegan baked beans next i bet. Madness. Bloody muslims

madhair60

Fray Bentos Fake and Kidney (bean) Pie

Inspector Norse

Is it a vegan burger from Morocco, or a burger made from Moroccan vegans?

Is it even cannibalism if you eat a vegan?

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Wouldn't put owt past the Rustlers slags

Neville Chamberlain

Authentic Shrunken Heads of the Amazon - made of tofu!


dissolute ocelot

Now they just need to figure out how to inject salmonella, listeria, amoebic dysentery, and tapeworms into vegan burgers, and everybody can enjoy that authentic takeaway-meat experience. In fairness, vegan cheese already gives me diarrhoeia.

idunnosomename

Is eating your own faeces vegan? What about other people's faeces?

Neville Chamberlain

It is, provided you don't turn yourself (or other people) into a mass-production faeces factory without asking yourself (or them) first.

Pingers

Vegan food is not sufficiently du jour for me so I have mine chlorinated

seepage

Quote from: idunnosomename on January 31, 2020, 01:13:18 PM
Is eating your own faeces vegan? What about other people's faeces?

no, only things without a faece are vegan.

idunnosomename

Quote from: Neville Chamberlain on January 31, 2020, 01:16:37 PM
It is, provided you don't turn yourself (or other people) into a mass-production faeces factory without asking yourself (or them) first.
naturally. I am not an oaf.

poo

Ye Olde Oak hot dog sausages maximum 5% mechanically recovered dogs cunt

Neville Chamberlain

Quote from: poo on January 31, 2020, 01:22:57 PM
Ye Olde Oak hot dog sausages maximum 5% mechanically recovered dogs cunt

Can't wait for the vegan version.

poo

All day breakfast in a tin but it's just moss
Pepperami twigs just twigs
Twiglets made out of beef
Beef made out of boats
Your dad burping up cum

Pingers

I always thought Olde Oak was a racehorse

PlanktonSideburns


Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Or a tree.

Actually, it sounds like one of those malt liquor brands that American rappers drink.

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

Delicious WHEAT

moulded into the shape of your favourite MEAT

doused in spices cos none of you know what actual meat tastes like anymore

WHEAT and SPICES

sorry celiacs, none for you

gib

     Falafel Burger (50%) [Carrot, Chickpeas, Potato Flake, Rapeseed Oil, Coriander, Rusk (Wheat Flour*), Wheat Flour*, Dried Onion, Spices, Salt, Garlic Powder, Raising Agent: E500], Sesame Seeded Bun [Wheat Flour*, Water, Sugar, Sesame Seeds, Rapeseed Oil, Salt, Yeast, Preservative: E282; Emulsifier: E472e; Antioxidant: E300], Mango Chutney [Sugar, Mango, Water, Spirit Vinegar, Cornflour, Salt, Ginger Puree, Garlic Puree, Chilli Powder, Cumin, Garlic Powder, Oregano], Yogurt & Mint Sauce [Rapeseed Oil, Water, Low Fat Yogurt (Milk), Sugar, Spirit Vinegar, Pasteurised Egg Yolk, Mint, Cornflour, Salt, Lemon Juice], *Wheat Flour with Calcium, Iron, Niacin & Thiamin

shit thread title

Norton Canes

Thing is you wouldn't need to rustle a vegan burger would you, just pick the stuff out the ground

idunnosomename

Its ok to give a vegan a little bit of milk and eggs. as a treat

Sebastian Cobb

Not even aids-tier povvo food is safe from gentrification 😢

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: gib on January 31, 2020, 02:45:12 PM
     Falafel Burger (50%) [Carrot, Chickpeas, Potato Flake, Rapeseed Oil, Coriander, Rusk (Wheat Flour*), Wheat Flour*, Dried Onion, Spices, Salt, Garlic Powder, Raising Agent: E500], Sesame Seeded Bun [Wheat Flour*, Water, Sugar, Sesame Seeds, Rapeseed Oil, Salt, Yeast, Preservative: E282; Emulsifier: E472e; Antioxidant: E300], Mango Chutney [Sugar, Mango, Water, Spirit Vinegar, Cornflour, Salt, Ginger Puree, Garlic Puree, Chilli Powder, Cumin, Garlic Powder, Oregano], Yogurt & Mint Sauce [Rapeseed Oil, Water, Low Fat Yogurt (Milk), Sugar, Spirit Vinegar, Pasteurised Egg Yolk, Mint, Cornflour, Salt, Lemon Juice], *Wheat Flour with Calcium, Iron, Niacin & Thiamin

shit thread title

Ah, trust Rustlers. Trustlers.

Sebastian Cobb

I don't see why vegans deserve special customer assurance over rustlers product. Basically, if you eat a rustlers product, vegan or otherwise, you deserve everything you get.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on January 31, 2020, 04:27:06 PM
I don't see why vegans deserve special customer assurance over rustlers product. Basically, if you eat a rustlers product, vegan or otherwise, you deserve everything you get.

Just like cigs though, that should be on the packet

Something like 'OI vermin: Eating this makes you a PUTRID LITTLE RAT'

Blue Jam


Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on January 31, 2020, 04:29:33 PM
Just like cigs though, that should be on the packet

Something like 'OI vermin: Eating this makes you a PUTRID LITTLE RAT'

'you know what you are'

Blue Jam

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on January 31, 2020, 04:27:06 PM
I don't see why vegans deserve special customer assurance over rustlers product. Basically, if you eat a rustlers product, vegan or otherwise, you deserve everything you get.

I think this every time I see Fridge Raiders in a shop. Who the fuck eats those things, and is there any good reason why they don't deserve an epic case of the meat sweats?