Rustlers Morroccan Vegan Burger

[Pingers]

Vegan SPAM. SHAM.

I recently discovered that spam is a delicacy in South Korea. They are the biggest per capita consumers of it in the world. So there you go.

[alan nagsworth]

PIZZA BEAN. All the taste of a pizza but harvested in a special new GM bean. D'you want a bit Teddy?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

PIZZA BEAN. All the taste of a pizza but harvested in a special new GM bean. D'you want a bit Teddy?

Sounds alrite tbh

More info pls?

[Sebastian Cobb]

I think this every time I see Fridge Raiders in a shop. Who the fuck eats those things, and is there any good reason why they don't deserve an epic case of the meat sweats?

Chicken's basically a vehicle for nice condiments. So I have no desire to eat it cold and moist from a bag 'in the field'.

I bet these people would baulk at pork pies and scotch eggs as well.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Baulk is the most scotch egg/pork pie verb. Even above 'guff'.

[Blue Jam]

They don't call it "the baulk end" for nothing.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Bought a pack of these from Lidl 'for science'. They have that fake bolognese taste like subway do.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Subway do bolognese? That sounds like a strange yet intriguing sandwich.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

It's not true food scum unless on the packet there's a cartoon character called Meatball Dave who wears shades and decides which food is 'passed fit'.

[imitationleather]

Meatball Dave declares this "UNCONDEMNED".

[idunnosomename]

Sounds alrite tbh

More info pls?

PIZZA BEAN

[seepage]

I recently discovered that spam is a delicacy in South Korea. They are the biggest per capita consumers of it in the world. So there you go.

I was going to say surely it must be the Republic of Nauru, but I think that might be corned beef. btw, apparently Nauruans are the most overweight people in the world: 97% of men and 93% of women are overweight or obese.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

They probably figure that before they get Manifesto 62'd they'll need to learn how to float.

[Pink Gregory]

Does it even have apricots in it?

I assume that'd what moroccan spiced usually means.

[thecuriousorange]

If ask for a Rustler burger these days you get thrown in prison.