First day as a Britisher. What will you do?

[Danger Man]

Really starts tomorrow morning but I wanted to own the thread.

Full English, obviously. With Black Pudding and fried bread.

Then the footie, obviously, but only celebrate goals scored by UK nationals.

Then the pub, obviously, but only Spitfire ale.

Then home for sex with the wife, obviously. Just after Match of the Day.

GOD BLESS YOU ALL

[bgmnts]

Apply for Albanian citizenship.
Buy some ben and jerrys british ice cream from Morrisons.
Eat some british cum.
Watch the rugby and hope Italy win.

[imitationleather]

I'm going to get the local newspaper to take photo of me looking angry because Morrissons still sells pain au chocolat.

[greencalx]

Might indulge in a little light panic buying.

[idunnosomename]

reattach my dick

[Ray Travez]

Erect flagpole in the garden, run up the Union Jack and salute her. God Bless you Queen and cuntry

[Puce Moment]

Going to get some gas canisters for my sodastream.

[idunnosomename]

dressed up in the butchers' apron and am enslaving anyone who is a bit swarthy

[Pseudopath]

Going to get some gas canisters for my sodastream.

Funding the Zionists. How quintessentially British.

[shiftwork2]

I'm planning on a themed expat weekend as I have a week off work.  By that I mean I will be old, grey, podgy, tired and chronically stressed yet in the costa del sun and indulging in a sharpener at around 9.30am because the sun's over the yardarm.  A meaningless existence of pleasure and oblivion.  He should have died in that light aircraft crash but he didn't, so this is where we are.

[Kryton]

LESS THAN HALF AN HOUR LADS.

[thenoise]

No sex please, we're British!

[Fabian Thomsett]

I'm taking back Control...the dvd of the Joy Division film to Fopp because the disc is defective.

[Kryton]

Might buy some BRITISH CIGARETTES. And there's nothing the unelected bureaucrats can do about it!!!!
oNE IN THE EYE FOR THE REMAONERS.!!1

as someone who lives in the NW (North west!!!1) - I for one cannot WAIT to hear Big Ben bong his bing bong. They spent MILLIONS ON IT.

[thenoise]

I'm going to break as many beaurocratic red-tape meddling EU 'laws' and regulations as I can starting right now!
First I will... um...
(Googles frantically)
... um...
manufacture sparkling wine in England and call it Champagne! Take that Angela Merkel!

[Pingers]

Be utterly horrendous in every imaginable way, as is my birthright and patriotic duty

[idunnosomename]

my dick fell off again

[Sebastian Cobb]

A wank, I think.

[Kryton]

Emma Bunting.AKA BREXIT SPICE.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Go on one of our famous "shit trains".

[canadagoose]

Fuck Britain, fuck it right up the arse. All of it. Even Scotland.

[Captain Z]

I will do some fishing. British fishing. Britishing.

[Danger Man]

Fuck Britain, fuck it right up the arse. All of it. Even Scotland.

Heavy

[idunnosomename]

today is the first day of are lives

[Urinal Cake]

Somebody start a war with France.

[canadagoose]

Heavy

Yeah please, if you're offering

[Default to the negative]

Be a miserable bastard, yet somehow moreso than before.

[Butchers Blind]

I will use the word British in every sentence.

[Ballad of Ballard Berkley]

Shit in a bucket.

[Butchers Blind]

Shit in a British bucket.

Fixed it.