HAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS STUPID CUNT

[Lord Mandrake]

Double denim, different shades no less. Twatty, fake wacky pose. Haircut. Pudgy,  pasty face. A bag of shit tied in the middle, a wet sandwich.

[idunnosomename]

is that a real book or has he put an upside-down cover on a paperback for "laughs"

i mean the point of this thread is to satirise mocking of individuals on the internet with someone so inoffensive but ultimately pointless my angry thread title is completely hyperbolic for the case at hand. and i believe cab are mature enough to get this joke. which i've just overexplained oh well.

i wish this man well in his quest for love!!!! even though hes a big dope

[shiftwork2]

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[Clownbaby]

Random encounters can always happen but to increase your chances you need to work out the type of person more likely than most others to find you attractive and go further to be in their presence, online or otherwise

As if I don't do that as much as I can whenever I'm able to, when socialising. My social group's expanding load of people I meet at gigs, going out, whatever, is probably the closest to ''people more likely than most others to find me attractive'' but still... Fuck knows. I'm forcing  myself to keep going out. i don't feel bad about the way I look finally after years of worrying and I have faith in my personality, it's shit feeling alright about yourself but still being in the ol lonely hearts club cause there doesn't even seem to be a reason why that you can identify. But saying ''I'm not that bad I don't think. I need to be patient'' often seems to translate as ''negative stuck up bitch''

[PlanktonSideburns]

Isn't he just ripping off an American creep who did this?

Not even an original bellend

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

As if I don't do that as much as I can whenever I'm able to, when socialising. My social group's expanding load of people I meet at gigs, going out, whatever, is probably the closest to ''people more likely than most others to find me attractive'' but still... Fuck knows. I'm forcing  myself to keep going out. i don't feel bad about the way I look finally after years of worrying and I have faith in my personality, it's shit feeling alright about yourself but still being in the ol lonely hearts club cause there doesn't even seem to be a reason why that you can identify. But saying ''I'm not that bad I don't think. I need to be patient'' often seems to translate as ''negative stuck up bitch''

I appreciate that. Please don't take my post as indication of any gospel truth. It is a bloody nightmare and often the real fight is with yourself to get over the various hangups and unnecessary obstacles we tend to place in the way. The worst thing to ever think is 'there must be something wrong with me'. There's something wrong with everyone. Look for the good in yourself and others, if that's not too happyclappy. 

There's a process where you allow yourself to be vulnerable even from a perceived position of weakness and the above ties in with that. You still stake out your ground, what you will/will not do depending on the situation.

[bgmnts]

Just do what I do and throw enough shit against a wall, see what sticks. Sooner or later someone with no self esteem or in desperate circumstances will settle for you for a shag or whatever.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Just turned the wireless on and they had a soundbite from this cunt on the news.

[Marner and Me]

Jesus wept, didn't even notice the double denim disaster going on, bet he rolls his ankles up and wears white sport socks too.

[Clownbaby]

Just do what I do and throw enough shit against a wall, see what sticks. Sooner or later someone with no self esteem or in desperate circumstances will settle for you for a shag or whatever.

Lovely, that's the spirit. I feel so much better.

[shiftwork2]

Just do what I do and throw enough shit against a wall, see what sticks. Sooner or later someone with no self esteem or in desperate circumstances will settle for you for a shag or whatever.

George Clooney's back on the forum.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Lovely, that's the spirit. I feel so much better.

You look like Wendi McLendon- Covey, and appear to have quite an engaging personality, so there's no reason for you to be single. Although judging by your posts on the " complaining customer cunts" thread, you may well have anger management issues too. It's mostly harmless old biddies you're serving, you know.

[Clownbaby]

You look like Wendi McLendon- Covey, and appear to have quite an engaging personality, so there's no reason for you to be single. Although judging by your posts on the " complaining customer cunts" thread, you may well have anger management issues too. It's mostly harmless old biddies you're serving, you know.

I hope my exaggeration and taking the piss didn't go unnoticed in the customer thread. Harmless old biddies don't set me off, it's the difficult old bags. Luckily I'm not into dating the elderly so my half-joking rants about people who make my minimum wage job that bit more tedious have shit all to do with my (husk of a) love life. The Wendi McLendon-Covey comparison is always welcome though

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

You're welcome, missus
(Bit disappointed by the " not into dating the elderly"  comment, though :-( ).

[bgmnts]

Lovely, that's the spirit. I feel so much better.

Ironically it was Christ that taught me to love everyone.

George Clooney's back on the forum.

Nothing much to do after the coffee ads to be honest.

[weekender]

I appreciate that. Please don't take my post as indication of any gospel truth. It is a bloody nightmare and often the real fight is with yourself to get over the various hangups and unnecessary obstacles we tend to place in the way. The worst thing to ever think is 'there must be something wrong with me'. There's something wrong with everyone. Look for the good in yourself and others, if that's not too happyclappy. 

There's a process where you allow yourself to be vulnerable even from a perceived position of weakness and the above ties in with that. You still stake out your ground, what you will/will not do depending on the situation.

That said, you're probably a weak cunt.

[Lord Mandrake]

Skinny Jean's with pockets looking like stuffed ball bags, white iphone10 left and what I suspect is a beanie in right. A ladies watch on a wankers wrist, right hand appears to be a claw. Dark beady eyes of a drink spike. Probably got a claggy, tufty arsepiece and his fucking breath is rank.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Skinny Jean's with pockets looking like stuffed ball bags, white iphone10 left and what I suspect is a beanie in right. A ladies watch on a wankers wrist, right hand appears to be a claw. Dark beady eyes of a drink spike. Probably got a claggy, tufty arsepiece and his fucking breath is rank.

...or some other Morrissey lyric.

[thenoise]

I suspect he will not find a girlfriend, but will land himself a top marketing job due to his ability to get his ugly mug all over the BBC/Newspapers for doing absolutely fuck all.

Then he'll have all-you-can-eat clunge, because these cunts always do.

[poodlefaker]

Is he wearing  elasticated denims?

[Sebastian Cobb]

Why is it illegal to vandalise billboards? You're not damaging the property, that's the billboard holding apparatus. Why is the right for advertisers to rub this shit in our faces sacrosanct?

[bgmnts]

That said, you're probably a weak cunt.

Its hard to say that without imagining a tiny little Shoulders walking around, being mean to everyone.

[dissolute ocelot]

Been done.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahir_%C3%87a%C4%9Fr%C4%B1

[mippy]

My friend was chatting to me about his break up, he said, Well big tits are great, of course, but after a while, what do you do with them?

As someone who has them, I concur. Once you get over the novelty of finding half your dinner down there for a mid-afternoon snack, there's not much left.

[mippy]

Double denim, different shades no less. Twatty, fake wacky pose. Haircut. Pudgy,  pasty face. A bag of shit tied in the middle, a wet sandwich.

The lack of effort displayed by the back cover being right way up is unreasonably enraging.

[imitationleather]

Unless it was one of those backwards Japanese books with the big-eyed schoolgirls then he blurb on the back would need to be on the other side anyway.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Mippy was expressing ire at the conceptual inconsistency of the book's blurb not being upside down, I think.

EDIT: Oh yeah, I see what you mean.

[Sebastian Cobb]

The lack of effort displayed by the back cover being right way up is unreasonably enraging.

It's so people in smiths know it's upside down without having to open it.

[Butchers Blind]

Any updates?  With that kind of campaign, he must be swimming in it by now.

[Blue Jam]

WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE! I KISS YOU!