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Doors or no doors.

Started by Endicott, February 01, 2020, 04:11:01 PM

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Endicott

Here are two identical wardrobes. But no, one of them has doors, one of them has no doors.

Opening a door seems like unnecessary faf, but will my clothes just get dusty? CaB, I don't know my own mind, help me please, which one should I pick?




imitationleather

Don't get a wardrobe without doors you freak.



Doors make your bedroom look tidy.

Butchers Blind


Zetetic


Captain Crunch

Oh gawd are these £700 without doors, £1300 with or something stupid?

Buelligan

You have to imagine it full.  Are all of your clothes the same (in terms of colour)?  Are they all ironed and folded or hung, neatly, always? 

If so, your room would look OK with the no doors option.  Open your existing wardrobe (if you have one) for clues.

If none of this matters to you, don't waste money on a wardrobe.

Endicott

370 vs 250

A door will at least give me somewhere to hang my dressing gown, though to be honest that is just encouraging me to be more untidy.

Malcy

Get the one with doors. Don't like them? Take them off. Decide you preferred the doors? Whack them back on.

Sorted.

Decide 100% you don't want the doors? Cut them into shelves.

Bonus.

Shit Good Nose

Depends on whether or not you're worried about everyone seeing your ball gags, bum beads, dildos and stained gimp suits.

idunnosomename

also you can keep skeletons in there if you have doors

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Endicott on February 01, 2020, 04:38:34 PM
370 vs 250

A door will at least give me somewhere to hang my dressing gown, though to be honest that is just encouraging me to be more untidy.

My wardrobe has doors, but I hang my dressing gown and hoodies on a hook on the back of my bedroom door.

Imagine that!

djtrees

I recently bought 4 wardrobe doors off ebay. Didn't have a wardrobe to go with them until a couple of weeks ago.

fun times.

poo


Blumf

Get it fitted with some doors of perception.

shiftwork2

120 quid, invest in doors.  You will have them for many years and will enjoy the doors every day after having forgotten the premium.  Generally don't skimp on household infrastructure.

Dex Sawash


Doors will fall off eventually, might as well start without.

Buelligan

Get into the market now whilst you can.  One day you will sell those doors, at a great profit, to some fool that thought they could manage without.  They're not making doors any more you know.  Get your foot on the door ladder.

Endicott

Well,

Quote from: poo on February 01, 2020, 11:11:52 PM
Doors u mental cunt

Seems most apt when compared to the opinions I've garnered in real life.

Quote from: Blumf on February 01, 2020, 11:42:08 PM
Get it fitted with some doors of perception.

Although this deserves notice.

But anyway, it's been made clear to me that the no doors option was very silly, no doubt about it. Something about moths. Thanks for nothing, this thread did nothing to steer me in that direction, if anything, quite the reverse. The point is now moot.


Buelligan

Moths will eat all your stuff with or without doors.  They simply do not care.

Quote from: Buelligan on February 01, 2020, 04:37:40 PM
Are all of your clothes the same (in terms of colour)?  Are they all ironed and folded or hung, neatly, always? 

If so, your room would look OK with the no doors option.

That's never the case, for anyone. The doors are there for a reason. Your wardrobe is not like your bookshelf, to be nakedly displayed. The wardrobe is a place of secret shame. Thus, doors.

Captain Z

Why not compromise with glass doors.

Flatulent Fox

Get without doors and add some later - like these:



Then you can swagger over to choose things inside like a cowboy if you like.

Kryton

Quote from: Buelligan on February 02, 2020, 12:37:49 AM
Moths will eat all your stuff with or without doors.  They simply do not care.

Stick a massively bright lamp in your wardrobe.

Plus points = Being able to see your clothes at all times day or night. Moths will be drawn to the bulb. Burglars will think twice. etc.

chveik

Quote from: Kryton on February 02, 2020, 01:22:38 AM
Stick a massively bright lamp in your wardrobe.

perfect for growing cannabis

Kryton

Quote from: chveik on February 02, 2020, 01:29:04 AM
perfect for growing cannabis

Indeed. Cannabis farm. Moth farm. Can see your clothes. Burglars will think twice. Stick a massive lamp in there.

Cerys

Get the one without doors and slap a couple of curtains on the front instead.  Protects from dust, saves you money, and you can change the look as often as you like.  You don't need to faff about opening and closing them unless you want to.

Kryton

Automated doors that respond to your voice.

'WARDROBE FETCH ME MY BURGUNDY SHIRT'.

'I'D LOVE TO BUT I WASN'T BUILT WITH WHEELS, YOU'LL HAVE TO COME OVER AND FETCH IT YERSELF'.

'ALRIGHT COOL YOUR BOOTS WARDROBE, WHAT MODEL ARE YOU?'

'I'LL COOL YOUR BOOTS SUNSHINE, AND I'M A MODEL 3.7K BETA. THANKYOUVERYMUCH'

Aaah that's the thing with the model 3.7K beta's. Flappy doors. They talked back too much. A rather angry wardrobe. Tssk.
Rolled their eyes a lot. A bit nowty. A bit chekky. A dickhead of a wardrobe.

Not like the 4900's which just basically WATCH you in silence. Get one of them bastards installed. A whole different breed of wardrobe. They can TELL when you need to shit. In fact they encourage it with musk sprays and low frequency humming to basically placate you into delivering a brown loaf. Regularly. Take a shit in a specialised SLOT.

The 4900 model than compacts 'it' into organic matter and then makes a shirt, shoes, tie etc thanks to the efficient compostu-costume hard-wiring.

Good wardrobe.


(Sorry drunk)


Quote from: Kryton on February 02, 2020, 02:12:35 AM
Automated doors that respond to your voice.

'WARDROBE FETCH ME MY BURGUNDY SHIRT'.

'I'D LOVE TO BUT I WASN'T BUILT WITH WHEELS, YOU'LL HAVE TO COME OVER AND FETCH IT YERSELF'.

'ALRIGHT COOL YOUR BOOTS WARDROBE, WHAT MODEL ARE YOU?'

'I'LL COOL YOUR BOOTS SUNSHINE, AND I'M A MODEL 3.7K BETA. THANKYOUVERYMUCH'


'HELLO.  I LOVE YOU.  WON'T YOU TELL ME YOUR NAME?'