Sock wrestling

[pancreas]

You find another human (probably you want to fuck but not necessary) and then get on knees in small living room arena trying to physically contort and subdue opponent until such time as you can pull their sock off.

4.5 STARS. Would be higher if I weren't such an effete weakling.

Anyone else done this?

(Obviously loser then gets fucked, as per.)

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

One sock. Which begs the question: where has it been placed?

Christ, it is probably on one of those appalling erogenous zones isn't it?

[Pijlstaart]

You shouldn't fight in socks as they're bad for traction. Tremendous variety to wrestling clothes, very freeing, a nappy is fine, so is a suit of armour, but never socks. Poulaines, I could see, but only in amateur bouts. In italy the men don't wear socks at all.

[Dex Sawash]

ogio v. sock puppet

[pancreas]

You shouldn't fight in socks as they're bad for traction. Tremendous variety to wrestling clothes, very freeing, a nappy is fine, so is a suit of armour, but never socks. Poulaines, I could see, but only in amateur bouts. In italy the men don't wear socks at all.

It is not just socks that you are wearing. No person should ever be seen naked except for socks; it is much worse than just naked. You can have anything else on you, in principle. Nappies, suits of armour, wedding dresses, shell suits.

You have two socks, of course, standard location on feet. Either sock is fair game.