The Woman Whose CCTV Captured A Goblin Insists It’s Not Her Son Being Weird

[weekender]

Fuck, I forgot about Dialectic materialism.

[Twit 2]

Ruddy mysterious business - decide for yourselves...

https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/la-junta-goblin-not-bobby/

https://youtu.be/mGgPGR1Pjyk

The voice over is like the Rebecca Front on the TDT Elvis electric chair segment.

[Captain Z]

I think I saw something similar but I thought it was hard to replicate and the stilts thing was just a possibility rather than it being debunked?

You can see the bottom part of the 'legs' buckle as they come into contact with the ground. They are puppets being supported from above.

[Replies From View]

I've watched this video too many times now. That chicken dance bit is perfect.

I think it's shit to be honest - it really annoys me.  He rushes the arm bit too.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

I've an idea.  Edmund Blackadder from World War One didn't end up buried in a poppy field in Flanders.  He survived and somehow ended up in California.  He is once more wearing underpants on his head, but this time it's not a pretense of derangment: he has actually suffered with shellshock for a century and/or is suffering with dementia, due to his great age, which enormous longevity explains why he is so small and withered in the pictures and moves with such an awkward gait.

[Butchers Blind]

This woman should be arrested.

[Non Stop Dancer]

In these dark days it's always nice to know that there will always be America to beat in the being thick cunts stakes.

[popcorn]

The most mysterious bit of that news report is that the new anchor's facial expressions exactly match the facial expressions of that guy who does the Pitch Meeting videos.

[JesusAndYourBush]

In these dark days it's always nice to know that there will always be America to beat in the being thick cunts stakes.

You think she's thick?  I think she knows exactly what she's doing...  I assume she's being paid for the TV interviews.

[Glebe]

Remove the underwear from atop his bonce and it's clearly:

YES!

It could actually be an orc, given that goblins are sort of orcs.

[katzenjammer]

You think she's thick?  I think she knows exactly what she's doing...  I assume she's being paid for the TV interviews.

I think she got worried she'll get criticised for her son running around outside at night so is doubling down

[Mister Six]

We need to start an alliance.

Was that guy doing a WoW reference?

[Icehaven]

You think she's thick?  I think she knows exactly what she's doing...  I assume she's being paid for the TV interviews.

Would she? I don't know how these things work but I wouldn't have thought she was. If she is then yes that's probably the motivation.

[idunnosomename]

You dont get paid for being on the news

[Spoon of Ploff]

What d'yer reckon lads?



Eh..? Eh..?

[Butchers Blind]

^ looks like that kid from Mask playing sci-fi dress up.

[idunnosomename]

oven-ready goblin

[Replies From View]

What d'yer reckon lads?



Eh..? Eh..?

Best thing Chibnall has done in decades.

The action figure is labelled "Punched Cyberman".

[Glebe]

Janette Tough: My Who Convention Nightmare.

[Cold Meat Platter]

You dont get paid for being on the news

I too think she is on the Goblin (hamburgers in) gravy train somehow.

[Small Man Big Horse]

I too think she is on the Goblin (hamburgers in) gravy train somehow.

Probably writes erotic goblin fiction and this is a way to drum up trade for her Amazon novellas.

[bgmnts]

Probably writes erotic goblin fiction and this is a way to drum up trade for her Amazon novellas.

The Gobblin' Goblin.