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A LA PING IN THE NOOKA

Started by Twit 2, February 02, 2020, 10:29:49 PM

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Twit 2

A LA PING IN THE NOOKA

Got a pork sandwich here right, left over roast pork and cracklings, Lidl diamond cheese toppped roll, mustard mayo, jalapeños, emmental cheese.

FUCK IT RIGHT INTO THE MICROWAVE.


A LA PING IN THE NOOKA.

HAVE IT YOU SQUARE FACED ELECTRO-DREG

HAVE IT

A LA PING IN THE NOOKA


Shoulders?-Stomach!

It's great when you get a microwave you can jab at, not just dials. Dials are for hifis and buried penis syndrome detecting equipment.

Love being able to jab at it. OI, yeah. You. You. Yeah: 3!

3 what you ask. Oh you'll see.

It goes in cold and then comes out hot and also still cold.

idunnosomename

Open up your hate, and let it flow into me


Emma Raducanu

Banh Mi.


That's not a cockney request for Neil to relenquish me of my posting privileges. It's a proper belting sandwich, Vietnamese in orgin.

WRITE THAT DOWN

steve98

What are these people talking about?


idunnosomename


BlodwynPig

Quote from: steve98 on February 03, 2020, 12:28:10 AM
What are these people talking about?

Ignore them, follow me into the light

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: DolphinFace on February 02, 2020, 11:53:23 PM
Banh Mi.


That's not a cockney request for Neil to relenquish me of my posting privileges. It's a proper belting sandwich, Vietnamese in orgin.

WRITE THAT DOWN

Pronounced " Bang Me" for the full Finbarr Saunders effect.

Flatulent Fox

Beepedy boop,stick your grub in the nuke.

dissolute ocelot

This thread is better than I thought. But fuck microwaves, you can buy black crinkly pouches enabling any food to be cooked in a toaster.


seepage

Quote from: dissolute ocelot on February 03, 2020, 05:00:59 PM
This thread is better than I thought. But fuck microwaves, you can buy black crinkly pouches enabling any food to be cooked in a toaster.

great, first I'm gonna try some macaroni cheese, then porridge.

Space ghost

It's true what they say about ironic shitposting.