Subtle dog shit tactics from the NEIGHBOUR FROM HELL

[Twit 2]

I've stopped reading MSM since election so I get all my news from the Eastern Daily Press:

At first what he had been doing was fairly subtle: he was putting dog mess from his garden in next door's keyhole, throwing the dog mess into next door's garden, spitting on some neighbours."

[Twit 2]

a court heard how "outrageous" George would spit at his neighbours and their teenage children from his doorstep while wearing his multicoloured dressing gown.

One day he hit me in the chest with two rolled up newspapers after I said 'good morning' to him. It was totally unprompted, he is just violent and full of hate.

He poured cold water over another neighbour who was gardening. For no reason.

"Peter would never swear, and was a very composed man," one neighbour said. "But Russell made him mad

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

George's Mad Thoughts

Gonna spit at this lot
Gonna get a load of dog shit
Gonna buy garish dressing down

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

George's Mad Thoughts

Gonna spit at this lot
Gonna get a load of dog shit
Gonna buy garish dressing down

He's going to pay to be told off in an obtrusively bright and showy, lurid way?

[madhair60]

At first what he had been doing was fairly subtle; he'd created a plaster mould of my wife's tits, which he'd carry into the road, slather with personal lubricant, and vigorously make love to.

[Ray Travez]

"outrageous" George

Outrageous George sounds like a character from HS Art

[idunnosomename]

He sounds unwell

[Buelligan]

I saw a dog piss off a balcony onto a man's head (and body) once.  Hth.

[BlodwynPig]

I saw a dog piss off a balcony onto a man's head (and body) once.  Hth.

and you did nothing?

[bgmnts]

I don't see the problem here.

[Buelligan]

and you did nothing?

I was holding a drink, what could I do?

[idunnosomename]

dog piss on your collar

[Alberon]

At first what he had been doing was fairly subtle; he gutted my grandmother and ran around the streets wearing her intestines as a hat.

At first what he had been doing was fairly subtle; he built a thermonuclear device in his shed and then invaded Swindon.

At first what he had been doing was fairly subtle; he tutted at a picture of the Queen.

[Kryton]

George refused to engage with court officials by "plugging his ears and humming" throughout a hearing.

Can't go to jail if you can't hear the verdict right?

[idunnosomename]

During the trial, the jury heard, George had moved into the street to live with his mother about seven years ago.

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