Have you ever called someone "Big Man"

[Pingers]

Not as in "my, you're a big man" like you might say if you were a bariatric surgeon or you'd just got my cock out, but like "Hey Big Man, how're you doing?"

I'm afraid I nearly did this recently and only just managed to stop myself. The only argument I can offer in mitigation is that I was over-caffeinated. I'm sorry.

[wooders1978]

I ge5 called big man a fair bit but I've only recently been informed  it's not because of my cocksize

[C_Larence]

No I haven't big man!

[C_Larence]

Yes, once.

[Sin Agog]

No, but I did once call an extremely portly lady I was interviewing 'a monument.'

[BlodwynPig]

In Glasgow it's "wee big man"

[Pingers]

In Glasgow it's "wee big man"

Degenerates

[Beagle 2]

A couple of my mates are big men and I do call them "big man", yes. Although another of my mates is the same size as these big men and I do not, because he's not a big man sort of big man.

Might start calling my small wife big man because she's the biggest of these men.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

You're a big man but you're in bad shape.

[kittens]

someone came up to me on new year's eve 2018 in birmingham and said 'hey big man, i need the directions to particular club'. so i start making up directions because a stranger is not to call me big man. then my pathetic friends tell the man that i do not really know the way. still raging about that entire interaction.

[C_Larence]

You're a big man but you're in bad shape.

Hall & Oates consider rewrite

[imitationleather]

Whenever I visit Scotland I get called wee man loads. I guess they recognise me from my profile pic on UrolagniaWorld.com!!!!!

[Pingers]

I should clarify for the more woke among you that I was not actually bragging about the size of my penis, which is in fact of average size. I once had to tell this to a size queen who came up to me in a nightclub and asked me how big my cock was. I was quite glad really, as I did not like the look of her

[Kryton]

I used to work in Scotland not too far from Glasgow. Behind the bar.

'Big man' was my working title. Even though I'm a lanky git.

[idunnosomename]

Big Man.

[shiftwork2]

Myself and my best friend use big man, chief and cunt on a rotating basis and I have to say it works very well and we're happy.

[Pingers]

Myself and my best friend use big man, chief and cunt on a rotating basis and I have to say it works very well and we're happy.

I like Chief. I used to work with someone who called everyone Chief, I wouldn't have been surprised if he called his mum Chief

[Kryton]

Chief, Geez and Mucker.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I should clarify for the more woke among you that I was not actually bragging about the size of my penis, which is in fact of average size. I once had to tell this to a size queen who came up to me in a nightclub and asked me how big my cock was. I was quite glad really, as I did not like the look of her

Why do I never meet women like this?

[bgmnts]

Up in Wrexham I think they say "captain" which is REALLY shit.


Its either butt, mate or blue.

[Kryton]

Up in Wrexham I think they say "captain" which is REALLY shit.


Its either butt, mate or blue.

Blue is bad, but I had a customer who once called me (and other staff) 'shoe' which I believe was a variation of blue.
Hated the man.

'AIGHT SHOE, CAN YOO GIMME A DISCOUNT ON ....'

[PlanktonSideburns]

got called this by a drugs selling man on the way home from a club last night. he also grabbed my waist and sort of jiggled me, not really in a sexual purple aki way, more of an admiring one i think

[hummingofevil]

I have to confess I have been triggered by being called Big Man on more than one occasion. I am big (6ft, 15 stone when skinny and fluctuate up to 18stone - where even then I'm more rugby build that flabby) but it's upset me in the past. I try not to give a fuck and it's never been unpleasant but I don't like it.

[PlanktonSideburns]

yea best not do it inni

[Cloud]

I'd expect to be decked by anyone I'd think fit to call "big man", so have not

[paruses]

Blue is bad, but I had a customer who once called me (and other staff) 'shoe' which I believe was a variation of blue.
Hated the man.

'AIGHT SHOE, CAN YOO GIMME A DISCOUNT ON ....'

Just remembered I had a job in a factory making air filters for cars and "marrow" was what you got called. It was Nottinghamshire so it came out as "all rait marra" ("all right, marrow?"). I quite liked it.  We played 5-aside and although I despise sport I we shared a can of lager and cigarettes  at half time. I wish I was 20 again.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

does the dog count?

[Nowhere Man]

Only my saxophone player, may he rest in peace.


My names Bruce Springsteen by the way.

[Sherringford Hovis]

I like Chief. I used to work with someone who called everyone Chief, I wouldn't have been surprised if he called his mum Chief

I've called my Mum "Chief", but I'm saving calling her "Big Man" for a special occasion.

[imitationleather]

I've called my Mum "Chief", but I'm saving calling her "Big Man" for a special occasion.

Definitely one for her eulogy.