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INSOLENT, GEEZER! STAY FRESH YEAH?
« on: February 07, 2020, 07:13:58 AM »
Theres a charity box guy in the Tesco near work that regales everyone leaving in different ways.

Guy with headphones on
MY MAN LISTENING TO THE CHOOOONz

Guy just wearing goth clothes
INSOLENT GEEZER! STAY FRESH, YEAH?

Me
EEEEEEEEEEZEAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY

I love the sheer bollocks on the bloke gulching out guff like this to order. Probably with the charity box he is fireproofed from having the shit kicked out of him, but even so.

But really I want to watch all day to see if he has a different hailing for everyone or just does 6 on a loop.

EYYY PARKINSONS, SHAKE IT EASY BRO, YEH... HEHE WICKED

FORTY LAMBERRRTTTZZZZ YEAH CANCER IT UP WINGMAN

BOOOOOM FIFTY FIVE YEAR OLD MAIIILLL CLEERRRRK

GENDERQUUUUUEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR

HEY BUBBLE BOY DEMOCRACYS COMING HOME YEAH

SLICK GAIT MISSUS, LOVE DAT STRIDE

GOD BE WITH YOU AND LOVE IN YOUR HEART FATTY DROOL MAN IN CART

DIS IS GLOVES DIS IS GLOVES DIS IS GLOVES WHAT YOU BUYIN

EY SANTA, KEEP THEM PRESENTS WARM YEAH, HEHE SAFE

TRIPLE AAAs YEAH YOU POWER THAT SHIT MAN, BRING IT

WELL MET PRINCESS - GARGANTUANN






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Re: INSOLENT, GEEZER! STAY FRESH YEAH?
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2020, 07:23:34 AM »
PUBLIC SUICIDE - BETTER OUT THAN IN!

EDL MARCH- TAKES ALL SORTS I SUPPOSE, HAVE A GOOD UN

Re: INSOLENT, GEEZER! STAY FRESH YEAH?
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2020, 07:24:21 AM »
And he's a middle-class white man in his sixties.

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« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2020, 07:28:28 AM »
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EDL MARCH- TAKES ALL SORTS I SUPPOSE, HAVE A GOOD UN

This nails the character first time. All he does is size someone up, in maybe 3 seconds flat then blurt out whatever goodwill or gee-up comment springs to mind.

Fuck knows what he does if you donate. Probably shag you right there in the store like a randy Labrador.

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Re: INSOLENT, GEEZER! STAY FRESH YEAH?
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2020, 07:32:42 AM »
Like the sound of this guy I must admit

PIGEON EH? LOVELY PLUMAGE!

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« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2020, 07:45:46 AM »
Would've been a good guy to have standing beside you in the trenches if you were about to go over the top

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Re: INSOLENT, GEEZER! STAY FRESH YEAH?
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2020, 09:04:44 AM »
Yo you wanna give me lickle bick of cheddar for charity, Oxfam? Come on come on rude boi give it to me for the Mencapdem.

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« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2020, 09:36:20 AM »
Did he really say 'insolent geezer'? If so I think that's lovely.

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« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2020, 09:39:52 AM »
OI SHINY DOME, PULL THE FACKIN SHADES DOWN CUNT


That sort of thing?

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« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2020, 10:08:15 AM »
MALTEASERS, LIGHTER WAY TO ENJOY CHOCOLATE INNIT, BE LUCKY

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« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2020, 10:20:28 AM »
OI SHINY DOME, PULL THE FACKIN SHADES DOWN CUNT


That sort of thing?

I got EEEEEEEEEEEEEEAZAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

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« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2020, 10:27:32 AM »
PARAPLEGIC, YOU CAN'T WALK, NEVER MIND, EH?

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« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2020, 10:32:47 AM »
THREE KIDS!? 'KINELL CLOSE YER LEGS LOVE! NAH THOUGH

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« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2020, 10:35:05 AM »
WANDA VENTHAM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ERE, YOU WERE WELL LUSH IN THEM HAMMER HORROR FILMS, STILL WOULD, DON'T TELL SHERLOCK

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« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2020, 10:37:44 AM »
A GHOST, OOOOOH I'M FRIGHTENED,STAY SPOOKY, YEAH?

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« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2020, 10:48:05 AM »
NATHAN BARLEY AS I LIVE AND BREATHE. WHY THE FACKIN SOUR FACE LEDGE?

Re: INSOLENT, GEEZER! STAY FRESH YEAH?
« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2020, 10:55:46 AM »
Maybe he's got Tourettes and the only way he can live with it is by turning his outbursts into shout-outs.

BREKKY BOY, I EAT THREE, STAY MILKY BRUV!

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Re: INSOLENT, GEEZER! STAY FRESH YEAH?
« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2020, 11:04:35 AM »
I'm imagining him chummily labelling a passer-by INSOLVENT

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« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2020, 11:28:40 AM »
YESSSSSSS

I just went back Tesco and he was there.

Got fist bumped and he shouted YES MATE I HEAR YOU BRUV

Also called a woman a 'young chicken' before that

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« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2020, 12:09:35 PM »
Right, #cancelled. Sorry

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« Reply #20 on: February 07, 2020, 01:41:41 PM »
Was it a chicken woman or a human one?

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« Reply #21 on: February 07, 2020, 01:53:57 PM »
Why does he say easy at you? Do you look easy?

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« Reply #22 on: February 07, 2020, 02:09:59 PM »
I like the sound of this guy.

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« Reply #23 on: February 07, 2020, 02:48:51 PM »
Was it a chicken woman or a human one?

A human, he wasn't wandering down the poultry aisle. Maybe he bigs up items of stock when it's quiet.

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« Reply #24 on: February 07, 2020, 05:57:40 PM »
Why does he say easy at you? Do you look easy?

It’s because he looks like he has AIDS.

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« Reply #25 on: February 14, 2020, 11:23:49 AM »
Oh shit he is back in Tesco, the Valentines bonhomie has been turned to schizo

'YOU GONNA BRING DEM ROSES IN TO ME YEAH, SLICK! SWITCH THAT ON!'

Charming to some women, I'm sure. I wonder if he keeps his charity box handy when he's approaching strangers in car parks.

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« Reply #26 on: February 14, 2020, 12:34:03 PM »
Is he that Slowthai fella?

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« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2020, 12:34:41 PM »
He sounds like an annoying cunt. Chin him.

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« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2020, 12:54:06 PM »
^ Am I allowed to still find that scene funny? All sorts of problematic shit going on. Guide me, CaB hivemind.

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