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INSOLENT, GEEZER! STAY FRESH YEAH?

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, February 07, 2020, 07:13:58 AM

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Pingers

He's probably like this 24/7.

TOAST!! Oi Oi, brown rectangular COMFORT BUDDY, get yerself slapped on my plate and SPREAD 'EM!!

Twit 2

Astonished to hear of this absolute gunt. Wish him a speedy septic death, his relatives looking on with befuddled grief.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: Twit 2 on February 17, 2020, 01:46:29 PM
Astonished to hear of this absolute gunt. Wish him a speedy septic death, his relatives looking on with befuddled grief.

It's very bad form of him to break the illusion that human existence should just be individuals passing each other miserably without connecting in any way at all, as they self-service scan overpriced activated water before returning to their open plan work hovels to punch in meaningless garbage.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

A simple "Hello" would suffice really. This lad sees himself as some great street wit.

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on February 17, 2020, 03:35:09 PM
It's very bad form of him to break the illusion that human existence should just be individuals passing each other miserably without connecting in any way at all, as they self-service scan overpriced activated water before returning to their open plan work hovels to punch in meaningless garbage.

It's pretty grim reading the dehumanising talk about uber drivers when they floated the option to add a 'I do not wish to be talked to' option on bookings/people moaning about drivers trying to talk to them without saying anything remotely creepy.

A lot of 'we don't talk to the meatpuppet' vibes about it.

Fambo Number Mive

Does he get many people putting money in his box?

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on February 17, 2020, 06:04:52 PM
Does he get many people putting money in his box?

Probably the same as if he just stood there silently.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

QuoteDON'T WASTE IT ALL ON A TUESDAY MY STALLION

Just now


Shoulders?-Stomach!

First day back in the office today.

Head to Tesco and this motherfucker is only BACK

Quieter of course, so everyone gets the full treatment.

MAXIMUM LOVE BROTHER
KEEP IT ALL HAPPENING
TIGHT YES JUST LIKE THAT

No visible donations though.




BlodwynPig

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on August 04, 2020, 01:09:54 PM
First day back in the office today.

Head to Tesco and this motherfucker is only BACK

Quieter of course, so everyone gets the full treatment.

MAXIMUM LOVE BROTHER
KEEP IT ALL HAPPENING
TIGHT YES JUST LIKE THAT

No visible donations though.

COVID, THOUGHTS?

Shoulders?-Stomach!


Pingers

KEEP BREATHING YEAH?

FANCY BIT OF LUNG SCARRING THERE MATE