Mad wind.

[BlodwynPig]

Just been blown off a bus by a nasty squall

[Shit Good Nose]

Just been blown off by a nasty squall

How was it?

[BlodwynPig]

Turbulent

[Annie Labuntur]

This looks like being a complete git of a storm tonight and tomorrow. Tons of damage I reckon.

[poo]

Got the cans and gange in.

[Shit Good Nose]

And so it begins - wind swelling here in the South West.  At the moment just the occasional gust, but getting stronger and ever-so-slightly more frequent.

Be safe everyone.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Really glad I bottled it and got the bus to b&q earlier. Fucking horrid out.

[idunnosomename]

THAT WAS JUST MY CURRY REPEATING HAHAHA FARTS

[BlodwynPig]

Saw Redcar tumbling along the Tynemouth sands lit by the quivering moon

[Jittlebags]

Once of next door's fence panels gone. 2 to go.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/about-us/press-office/news/weather-and-climate/2019/storm-names-for-2019-20-announced

Working with Met Éireann and KNMI, the list for 2019-20 has been compiled from these suggestions, choosing some of the more popular names along with names that reflect the three nations diversity.

Let's hope the storm most severely affects the cunts that did this. In the face.

[Shit Good Nose]

Dennis, Hugh and Vince?  They were CHOSEN?

Presumably those will be the ones that talk big Billy Bollockchops on their way over, but then blow themselves out before hitting shore, whilst the biblical storms Francis and Noah and more exotically named ones will be the PROPER ones.


ADDENDUM - just heard a bin go over outside.  Don't think it's ours as it was coming from the wrong direction.  Hopefully a dirty homeless doesn't decide to sleep in it.

[gib]

small print

so when it's a north atlantic one does it get called a weird british name or weird american name? And surely the yanks don't skip a hurricane letter just because we have a storm, so if there was one kicking off in the atlantic next week what letter would it begin with?

i realise you are not buzby but do your best

[idunnosomename]

They should name them after farts

Eg

Storm Analgust
Storm Bottomburp
Storm Crappants
Storm Dirtyblast
Storm Eggydrop
Storm FARRRT
Storm Guff
Storm Harumph
Storm Innitacorker
Storm Jesus my eyes are watering
Storm Khrist alive open a window
Storm Lovely comforting meaty pump
Storm Massive stinker
Storm Normal fart
Storm Oh god who the fuck you dirty rotten cunt
Storm PHHRRRT
Storm Quite a Ripper
Storm Right watch this
Storm Shitstreaker
Storm TrumpetyTrump Trump Trump Trump
Storm URGHH HERE IT COMES LADS
Storm Very big fart
Storm Wanking while farting
Storm X marks the fart
Storm ive got bored right now

[poo]

Ztorm Gary :(

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

https://hypotheticalhurricanes.fandom.com/wiki/Tropical_Storm_Gary

[Ray Travez]

  Some of my best friends are small winds.

Have you ever blown a Gail?

[Shit Good Nose]

I'll have you know I'm the blowee, not the blower.

[kalowski]

Storm Vince

[Shit Good Nose]

i realise you are not buzby

Notable by his absence.  Assume that means he's the one behind this megastorm.  "This will give them something other than fucking helicopters and crisps to talk about, the TOTAL CUNTS!!!!"

[Annie Labuntur]

Storm Vince

Rory Storm.


Photo from 1962 but it could almost be yesterday. Or maybe Thursday.

[buttgammon]

https://hypotheticalhurricanes.fandom.com/wiki/Tropical_Storm_Gary

Is this a website for people to invent fake tropical storms? Seriously? Why?

[Shit Good Nose]

IF the forecast is correct, we're going to be VERY lucky where we are today - wind has got about as strong as it's going to get at just over 60mph and will be easing off over the next few hours (albeit still windy for the rest of the day), and so far all that's happened is quite a few bins have gone over.

Shed looks okay.

[idunnosomename]

Ive never seen rain going round in a circle. Its like a tornado!!!!! Im scared

[Puce Moment]

Old, very heavy Victorian roof tile just clobbered the to the ground outside my back door. It has not broken, but the ground has a little crater in it. Would have killed me 100%.

Imagine the world without me in it. Awful right?

[Butchers Blind]

Imagine the world without me in it. Awful right?

What have you done for the betterment of mankind?

[bgmnts]

Absolute shit. Heavy rain and a bit of wind last night and just some rain now.

[rue the polywhirl]

There's one casualty already from Storm Ciara. Big Questions on BBC One off air for 5 minutes because of technical difficulties.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/about-us/press-office/news/weather-and-climate/2019/storm-names-for-2019-20-announced



Let's hope the storm most severely affects the cunts that did this. In the face.

Just call them all Storm Muhammad surely?

*woke-jokes*

[famethrowa]

Is this what happened to Rene