Amazing dog shit robot!

[Flatulent Fox]

Looks like the days of having to go out in the rain to scoop up dog shit and throw it over your neighbor's fences are over.
This little robot scans for turds then trundles over to pick them up for you.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-40HjfJtOgo

[Replies From View]

Poor little bastard.

[Butchers Blind]

At some point you're going to have to clean it.

[Noonling]

I suppose dogs will be first up against the wall when the AI revolution comes.

[Gregory Torso]

That's great, drive your little tractor around filling it up with shit and then direct it into your dads house and park it under the sofa until the stench of mystery rotting faeces overpowers him and his new family. I can get behind that.

[Consignia]

You still have dispose of the crap yourself though, right? All it does is move the crap around. It's the robotic equivalent of a "bullshit job".

[idunnosomename]

who the FUCK EMPTIES IT

[idunnosomename]

look! it's constable Beetl! of the turd!

[Replies From View]

As far as I can tell it can only hold one turd at a time as well.  A claw comes down, grabs the shit and then it returns to its charging base with a shit in its claw.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Need another robot to force feed the offending dog its own mess.

"DO IT IN THE TOILET LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT!!"

[alan nagsworth]

I would have called it the Dog Egg Poacher

[Blumf]

Twaaaaaaats


http://beetl.co/gallery/

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Does it just pick up dog shit?

Asking for a friend...

[Butchers Blind]

Twaaaaaaats


http://beetl.co/gallery/

Coprophiliacs all.

[Replies From View]

I don't want to start anything but the guy third from left obviously eats dog turds for breakfast, lunch and dinner and all the snacks in between.

[Replies From View]

Coprophiliacs all.

Oh all of them?  Fair enough.

[bgmnts]

Can you imagine being SUCH lazy, gadget obsessed cunt, you can't even be arsed to pick something up and put it in the bin? Boggles my mind a bit really.

They look so proud of it too.

[idunnosomename]

[DistressedArea]

My dog would murder this thing, it is his garden and those are his turds.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Surely one of the mower robots can just chop the turds up and mix them into the grass clippings (which I don't think they collect, because they cut it regularly enough for it not to be necessary) to the point it's not an issue.

[idunnosomename]

you could juist release another dog to eat the turds because most dogs are disgusting coprophagists

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

All humans in charge of shit producing organisms should feel direct contact with the shit as penance for their disgusting crimes.

Not my words, the words of Rowan Williams.

[imitationleather]

I often look at my cats doing their business and wonder what it must feel like to curl one off into a litter tray. It looks pretty great.

One day, one day.

[Hand Solo]

https://youtu.be/8ng9sRKnYjE?t=313

"Its smell is very marred."

EDIT.

look! it's constable Beetl! of the turd!

Ugh. Didn't see this.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I often look at my cats doing their business and wonder what it must feel like to curl one off into a litter tray. It looks pretty great.

One day, one day.

I've had a Peter's mad thought of shitting in a friend's cat litter tray and seeing whether they accuse me of it or convince themselves one of their mogs has just done a monster poo.

[Consignia]

I often look at my cats doing their business and wonder what it must feel like to curl one off into a litter tray. It looks pretty great.

One day, one day.

What's stopping you right now? You've already gone in a condom. A litter tray would be positively classy.

Unless you want to wear a collar, for someone to say "good boy" afterwards, and stroke you will purr. You may need to recruit specialists for that.

[alan nagsworth]

Twaaaaaaats


http://beetl.co/gallery/

The dude in the chequered shirt appears to have placed a large turd on his head to mock the machine.

"You'll never be able to reach this one you cunt"

[imitationleather]

What's stopping you right now? You've already gone in a condom. A litter tray would be positively classy.

Unless you want to wear a collar, for someone to say "good boy" afterwards, and stroke you will purr. You may need to recruit specialists for that.

Don't be disgusting. I've never shat into a condom. WTF is wrong with you?

[alan nagsworth]

Imagine this thing on Robot Wars. It would perform absolutely terribly of course but guaranteed at half time it would mysteriously go missing and one of the crew would be delivering light refreshments to head judge Noel Starkey's dressing room and open the door to find him red faced and wanking furiously as the robot eats one of his turds off a specially made gold plated circuit board

[idunnosomename]

https://youtu.be/8ng9sRKnYjE?t=313

"Its smell is very marred."

EDIT.

Ugh. Didn't see this.

nah fine good to see someone remembers that. obviously not aged well but the ironic ending made me laugh.