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Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Done with you
« on: February 11, 2020, 08:29:11 AM »
Sayings that conveniently allocate people into the permanent shit can, saving you hours of consideration which you can cash in, a bit like a reward card.

'Harriet Harperson' DONE WITH YOU
'I'll say they're in poverty when they give up their iphones' DONE WITH YOU
'We 'ad a vote' DONE WITH YOU
'If a baby is born in a barn it doesn't make it a horse' DONE WITH YOU

More please

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Re: Done with you
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2020, 09:17:13 AM »
"I think the holocaust was good"
"Magnets, how do they work?"
"Michael Buble is a very good singer and I like him"
"I wish we had slavery again, like in the good old days"
"They're my kids, I'll murder them if I like."

Re: Done with you
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2020, 09:57:42 AM »
“Hi it’s mum, just checking everything’s ok. So hard to get hold of you lately and we worry. Love you.”

Re: Done with you
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2020, 10:15:59 AM »
"More please"

Re: Done with you
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2020, 10:20:59 AM »
'so I was on a skiing holiday'

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Re: Done with you
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2020, 12:00:27 PM »
I'm not being funny

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Re: Done with you
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2020, 12:23:04 PM »
"Magnets, how do they work?"

What's wrong with that?

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Re: Done with you
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2020, 12:34:55 PM »
"I bought a citizen at gatwick just a week ago...damn thing's sat on my mellotron at home now."

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Re: Done with you
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2020, 01:02:50 PM »
What's wrong with that?

Insane Clown Posse lyric. DONE WITH YOU.

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Re: Done with you
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2020, 01:23:15 PM »
Insane Clown Posse lyric. DONE WITH YOU.

No, it's because magnets are obviously powered by magical lizard gamma rays from Jupiter and everyone should flipping know that.
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Re: Done with you
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2020, 01:37:23 PM »
If I can make it anyone can

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Re: Done with you
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2020, 01:54:31 PM »
What's wrong with that?

Nothing, it’s from a beautiful song. It’s called “Miracles”, and is all about miraculous things, such as:

Quote
Water, fire, air, and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Solar eclipse, and vicious weather
Fifteen thousand Juggalos together
...
And I've seen eighty-five thousand people
All in one room, together as equals
Pure magic is the birth of my kids
I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids

Your eyelids, Cerys. Your damn eyelids will be shocked by the things this insane clown has seen.

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Re: Done with you
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2020, 02:07:26 PM »
I am intrigued and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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Re: Done with you
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2020, 02:13:03 PM »
"Isn't Boris hilarious"

"At least Boris will be a good laugh"

"I love Boris's Telegraph columns"

"What the public want is..."

"I think strivers should be rewarded"

"All they do is pull a lever and press a button"

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Re: Done with you
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2020, 02:26:19 PM »
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"All they do is pull a lever and press a button"

Dave Benson Phillips rethinks CV

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Re: Done with you
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2020, 03:26:31 PM »
"Not on my watch"

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Re: Done with you
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2020, 03:33:58 PM »
..which is sat on my mellotron at home, currently.

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Re: Done with you
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2020, 04:09:14 PM »
"...brigade..."

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Re: Done with you
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2020, 04:10:21 PM »
fucked this post sorry

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Re: Done with you
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2020, 04:21:22 PM »
"I'm a Liberal Democrat member/voter"

Re: Done with you
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Re: Done with you
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2020, 09:54:59 PM »
Sorry Shoulders, I don't think this catchphrase is going to take off. One of your weakest efforts.

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Re: Done with you
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2020, 09:57:13 PM »
fucking cares

Re: Done with you
« Reply #23 on: February 12, 2020, 03:11:47 PM »
'I'm just saying what everyone else is thinking' - DONE WITH YOU

'These days you're not even allowed to...' - DONE WITH YOU

'Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza' - DONE WITH YOU




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Re: Done with you
« Reply #24 on: February 12, 2020, 03:29:34 PM »
"You can't say this..." usually seen in a national newspaper or heard on television


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Re: Done with you
« Reply #25 on: February 12, 2020, 09:14:20 PM »
"scurrilous", perhaps.

Re: Done with you
« Reply #26 on: February 12, 2020, 11:24:12 PM »
'At least he says it like it is'

'Broken Britain'

'I don't care if you're black, white, yellow, green or purple'


'These days you're not even allowed to...' - DONE WITH YOU

Someone in my office has a habit of suffixing stuff he says with a pause, then a muttered '... course, you can't really say that these days, can you' and I am hereby officially DONE WITH HIM

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