Author Topic: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...  (Read 1577 times)

Shit Good Nose

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To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« on: February 11, 2020, 08:33:08 AM »
...here's some happy and heart warming news about Northern Ireland's first same sex marriage, happening later today:
https://time.com/5779191/first-same-sex-marriage-northern-ireland/

Please, I beg you, PLEASE don't turn this one into a nonce thread...

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Shit Good Nose

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Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2020, 09:40:42 PM »
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2020, 10:01:21 PM »
Well, in the interest of balance - and let's bear in mind that I haven't really read this thread title or clicked any of the links above - I'm going to say:

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

idunnosomename

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Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2020, 10:07:42 PM »
I LOVE NONCING
I LOVE NONCING
AND I LIKE TO NONCE
I LOVE NONCING
I LOVE NONCING
AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE NONCING ABSCOND

Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2020, 10:15:10 PM »
I like cloncing.

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Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2020, 10:19:16 PM »
*sings*
I like nonces[1] best of all the animals
I like nonces, they're my friends

alt post:

Please, I beg you, PLEASE don't turn this one into a nonce thread...

They're all nonce threads when you've (eta: not you personally SGN a general/collective cab poster 'you') finished with them[2]
 1. (*I don't really, I hate them)
 2. 
(sorry)

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Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2020, 10:21:46 PM »
12 pages, hardly a car crash

Shit Good Nose

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Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2020, 10:32:05 PM »
12 pages, hardly a car crash

Apologies - a minor prang with exchange of insurance details ballache.

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Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2020, 10:34:18 PM »
I think SGN is trying too hard to make everyone think he doesn't enjoy paedophilia threads.

I'm not saying that this suggests something. I would never say that. But it might be good if we used this thread to type our detailed theories of what we think it may suggest.

Shit Good Nose

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Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2020, 10:35:27 PM »
I'll have you know some of my best friends are peodos.

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Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2020, 10:36:45 PM »
Philip Schofield considers wee shite hole.

Doesn’t really work and fuck it post.

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Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2020, 11:43:51 PM »
It may have been a car crash, but no doubt caused by a damn cyclist.

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Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2020, 11:50:34 PM »
When my wife lived in the UK, the things she noticed being very odd about the British was an enjoyment of pineapples (they’re on every Victorian building for some reason), and an inherent tendency to talk about/be darkly amused by nonces.

Nothing has changed, I see.

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Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2020, 11:52:42 PM »
have there been any cases of cyclists fiddling with children, usually marathon runners isn't it?

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Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2020, 11:53:36 PM »
enjoyment of pineapples (they’re on every Victorian building for some reason)

Pineapples were status symbols.

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an inherent tendency to talk about/be darkly amused by nonces.

Peodos are funny.

HTH

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Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2020, 11:54:38 PM »
Are Great British Peodos jamming pineapples up kids’ arses.

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Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2020, 12:04:28 AM »
Pineapples were status symbols.

Peodos are funny.

HTH

If you think I haven’t told her that already, you must be some kind of pineapple/nonce

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2020, 12:14:10 AM »
What pineapples? I grew up in a Victorian house, and I never noticed any stone pineapples. Neither have I ever noticed any pineapple based stone masonry going on outside any municipal buildings. Your wife is talking out of her arse again.

She's right about nonces though. They are bloody lovely.

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Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2020, 12:49:52 AM »
What pineapples? I grew up in a Victorian house, and I never noticed any stone pineapples. Neither have I ever noticed any pineapple based stone masonry going on outside any municipal buildings. Your wife is talking out of her arse again.

She's right about nonces though. They are bloody lovely.

She said it in my old kitchen, then I looked around and could see them everywhere. In the fruit bowl, all over the curtains, coming directly out of my arse. That was when I resigned myself to the fact she was right. I’ll always remember that day.

Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2020, 01:08:20 AM »
Who lives in a house like this?


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Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #21 on: February 12, 2020, 05:00:43 AM »
That footballer?
( You know, that one that David Baddiel had a hilarious bit about, his loyal fans on twitter kindly help him to remember about it. I wish *I* had loyal fans like that.)

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Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #22 on: February 12, 2020, 08:44:56 AM »
HES GOT A PINEAPPLE

ON HIS HOUSE

Shit Good Nose

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Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #23 on: February 12, 2020, 10:06:36 AM »
Oh, fucking GREAT - yet another pineapple thread.

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Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
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Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #25 on: February 12, 2020, 11:49:55 AM »
Who lives in a house like this?



Spongebob Squarepants?

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Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #26 on: February 12, 2020, 12:04:57 PM »
Who lives in a house like this?



Ian Del Monte

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Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #27 on: February 12, 2020, 12:17:07 PM »

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Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #28 on: February 12, 2020, 12:22:35 PM »
How would one temper a car crash, on average?

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Re: To temper the Schofield thread car crash...
« Reply #29 on: February 12, 2020, 12:24:11 PM »
How would one temper a car crash, on average?

Seven minutes on the hob, low to medium heat. 

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