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To temper the Schofield thread car crash...

Started by Shit Good Nose, February 11, 2020, 08:33:08 AM

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Shit Good Nose

...here's some happy and heart warming news about Northern Ireland's first same sex marriage, happening later today:
https://time.com/5779191/first-same-sex-marriage-northern-ireland/

Please, I beg you, PLEASE don't turn this one into a nonce thread...


Shit Good Nose

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

weekender

Well, in the interest of balance - and let's bear in mind that I haven't really read this thread title or clicked any of the links above - I'm going to say:

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

idunnosomename

I LOVE NONCING
I LOVE NONCING
AND I LIKE TO NONCE
I LOVE NONCING
I LOVE NONCING
AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE NONCING ABSCOND


jenna appleseed

*sings*
I like nonces[nb](*I don't really, I hate them)[/nb] best of all the animals
I like nonces, they're my friends

alt post:

Quote from: Shit Good Nose on February 11, 2020, 08:33:08 AM
Please, I beg you, PLEASE don't turn this one into a nonce thread...

They're all nonce threads when you've (eta: not you personally SGN a general/collective cab poster 'you') finished with them[nb]
(sorry)[/nb]

chveik


Shit Good Nose

Quote from: chveik on February 11, 2020, 10:21:46 PM
12 pages, hardly a car crash

Apologies - a minor prang with exchange of insurance details ballache.

imitationleather

I think SGN is trying too hard to make everyone think he doesn't enjoy paedophilia threads.

I'm not saying that this suggests something. I would never say that. But it might be good if we used this thread to type our detailed theories of what we think it may suggest.

Shit Good Nose

I'll have you know some of my best friends are peodos.

touchingcloth

Philip Schofield considers wee shite hole.

Doesn't really work and fuck it post.

Captain Z

It may have been a car crash, but no doubt caused by a damn cyclist.

Ferris

When my wife lived in the UK, the things she noticed being very odd about the British was an enjoyment of pineapples (they're on every Victorian building for some reason), and an inherent tendency to talk about/be darkly amused by nonces.

Nothing has changed, I see.

gib

have there been any cases of cyclists fiddling with children, usually marathon runners isn't it?

imitationleather

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on February 11, 2020, 11:50:34 PM
enjoyment of pineapples (they're on every Victorian building for some reason)

Pineapples were status symbols.

Quotean inherent tendency to talk about/be darkly amused by nonces.

Peodos are funny.

HTH

touchingcloth

Are Great British Peodos jamming pineapples up kids' arses.

Ferris

Quote from: imitationleather on February 11, 2020, 11:53:36 PM
Pineapples were status symbols.

Peodos are funny.

HTH

If you think I haven't told her that already, you must be some kind of pineapple/nonce

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

What pineapples? I grew up in a Victorian house, and I never noticed any stone pineapples. Neither have I ever noticed any pineapple based stone masonry going on outside any municipal buildings. Your wife is talking out of her arse again.

She's right about nonces though. They are bloody lovely.

Ferris

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on February 12, 2020, 12:14:10 AM
What pineapples? I grew up in a Victorian house, and I never noticed any stone pineapples. Neither have I ever noticed any pineapple based stone masonry going on outside any municipal buildings. Your wife is talking out of her arse again.

She's right about nonces though. They are bloody lovely.

She said it in my old kitchen, then I looked around and could see them everywhere. In the fruit bowl, all over the curtains, coming directly out of my arse. That was when I resigned myself to the fact she was right. I'll always remember that day.


Lisa Jesusandmarychain

That footballer?
( You know, that one that David Baddiel had a hilarious bit about, his loyal fans on twitter kindly help him to remember about it. I wish *I* had loyal fans like that.)


Shit Good Nose

Oh, fucking GREAT - yet another pineapple thread.



batwings



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How would one temper a car crash, on average?

Shit Good Nose

Quote from: Replies From View on February 12, 2020, 12:22:35 PM
How would one temper a car crash, on average?

Seven minutes on the hob, low to medium heat.