Author Topic: Monday lunchtime, 10mg of barbiturates into the mainline.  (Read 1267 times)

touchingcloth

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Re: Monday lunchtime, 10mg of barbiturates into the mainline.
« Reply #30 on: February 12, 2020, 10:43:56 AM »
fuck opioids

With the state of his knob I don't think he should be fucking anything right now.

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Re: Monday lunchtime, 10mg of barbiturates into the mainline.
« Reply #31 on: February 12, 2020, 01:29:32 PM »
How long are you an in patient for? When the nursing staff go on their morning bloods rounds ask if you can have some painkillers but say that you’ve had paracetamol and it didn’t take the edge off[1]. With luck they’ll send the pharmacist round to shower you with lovely codeine, or just hand some over themselves if they’ve got the ability. The single good thing about a hospital trip which involved a lumbar puncture was the takeaway stash of drugs.
 1. Unlike the surgery, eh?

I was a day patient. Home the same day.

Re: Monday lunchtime, 10mg of barbiturates into the mainline.
« Reply #32 on: February 12, 2020, 01:30:55 PM »
Could you draw a picture of how your penis looks now please?

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Re: Monday lunchtime, 10mg of barbiturates into the mainline.
« Reply #33 on: February 12, 2020, 01:32:04 PM »
Could you draw a picture of how your penis looks now please?

Imagine a deskinned lump of ginger dipped in oxidised ketchup

Re: Monday lunchtime, 10mg of barbiturates into the mainline.
« Reply #34 on: February 12, 2020, 01:34:23 PM »
It sounds beautiful.

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Re: Monday lunchtime, 10mg of barbiturates into the mainline.
« Reply #35 on: February 12, 2020, 05:23:38 PM »
Bollocks. Back to A&E as I seem to have accidentally overdosed on Paracetamol.

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Re: Monday lunchtime, 10mg of barbiturates into the mainline.
« Reply #36 on: February 12, 2020, 05:25:42 PM »
I mean, I’m waiting for a callback from 111 but 9g in 24 hours? I’m off to ride the intubation express.

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Re: Monday lunchtime, 10mg of barbiturates into the mainline.
« Reply #37 on: February 12, 2020, 07:00:21 PM »
I was a day patient. Home the same day.

That's because it's 2020. In 2023 we will all be in concentration camps under this fascist government and will have no homes to go back to.

Re: Monday lunchtime, 10mg of barbiturates into the mainline.
« Reply #38 on: February 12, 2020, 09:07:48 PM »
I mean, I’m waiting for a callback from 111 but 9g in 24 hours? I’m off to ride the intubation express.

That dose could kill a gorilla, seriously though, get your hands on some activated Charcoal from a chemist, to limit the damage to your liver. 9g is a large amount and it's better to be safe than sorry, even if means another trip to hospital

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Re: Monday lunchtime, 10mg of barbiturates into the mainline.
« Reply #39 on: February 12, 2020, 09:13:42 PM »
As an acute overdose, yeah but the 24-hour indication is >10 mg or 200mg/kg.

Re: Monday lunchtime, 10mg of barbiturates into the mainline.
« Reply #40 on: February 12, 2020, 09:17:51 PM »
As an acute overdose, yeah but the 24-hour indication is >10 mg or 200mg/kg.

Ok, wishing you the best and painless recovery :)

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