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Monday lunchtime, 10mg of barbiturates into the mainline.

Started by Paul Calf, February 11, 2020, 12:33:13 PM

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touchingcloth

Quote from: BlodwynPig on February 12, 2020, 10:08:38 AM
fuck opioids

With the state of his knob I don't think he should be fucking anything right now.

Paul Calf

Quote from: touchingcloth on February 12, 2020, 08:36:54 AM
How long are you an in patient for? When the nursing staff go on their morning bloods rounds ask if you can have some painkillers but say that you've had paracetamol and it didn't take the edge off[nb]Unlike the surgery, eh?[/nb]. With luck they'll send the pharmacist round to shower you with lovely codeine, or just hand some over themselves if they've got the ability. The single good thing about a hospital trip which involved a lumbar puncture was the takeaway stash of drugs.

I was a day patient. Home the same day.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Could you draw a picture of how your penis looks now please?

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on February 12, 2020, 01:30:55 PM
Could you draw a picture of how your penis looks now please?

Imagine a deskinned lump of ginger dipped in oxidised ketchup


Paul Calf

Bollocks. Back to A&E as I seem to have accidentally overdosed on Paracetamol.

Paul Calf

I mean, I'm waiting for a callback from 111 but 9g in 24 hours? I'm off to ride the intubation express.

Danger Man

Quote from: Paul Calf on February 12, 2020, 01:29:32 PM
I was a day patient. Home the same day.

That's because it's 2020. In 2023 we will all be in concentration camps under this fascist government and will have no homes to go back to.

NoOffenceLynn

Quote from: Paul Calf on February 12, 2020, 05:25:42 PM
I mean, I'm waiting for a callback from 111 but 9g in 24 hours? I'm off to ride the intubation express.

That dose could kill a gorilla, seriously though, get your hands on some activated Charcoal from a chemist, to limit the damage to your liver. 9g is a large amount and it's better to be safe than sorry, even if means another trip to hospital

Paul Calf

As an acute overdose, yeah but the 24-hour indication is >10 mg or 200mg/kg.

NoOffenceLynn

Quote from: Paul Calf on February 12, 2020, 09:13:42 PM
As an acute overdose, yeah but the 24-hour indication is >10 mg or 200mg/kg.
Ok, wishing you the best and painless recovery :)