Author Topic: Would you like Rory Stewart to stay with you?  (Read 1327 times)

Fambo Number Mive

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Re: Would you like Rory Stewart to stay with you?
« Reply #30 on: February 11, 2020, 02:29:15 PM »
I wonder if Rory will choose someone on benefits who is struggling because of the Bedroom Tax that he voted for six times.


Re: Would you like Rory Stewart to stay with you?
« Reply #31 on: February 12, 2020, 12:37:06 AM »
Stewart, you're a sack of shit but if you wanna live here then you live here son. Get some tins in Ror and join me for a good old tussle on the rug. I'll fuck you up son. C'mon rors, I'm just tipsy mate give it yank yeah mate.

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Re: Would you like Rory Stewart to stay with you?
« Reply #32 on: February 12, 2020, 12:54:24 AM »
What was that documentary in which a Tory MP volunteered to live on the dole for 2 weeks or something and ending up borrowing a tenner off someone.Late 80's, early 90's perhaps?

I think Rory Stewart should spend three years on limited income, with fuck loads of bills, council tax, the works and get denied Universal credit, sanctioned for eight weeks. Escorted off the premises in an arm lock for exposing his Harry Potter teeth.
I'd watch it.

Re: Would you like Rory Stewart to stay with you?
« Reply #33 on: February 12, 2020, 02:10:21 AM »
He's gonna end up guest of honour at a chemsex party.

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« Reply #34 on: February 12, 2020, 06:19:40 AM »
What was that documentary in which a Tory MP volunteered to live on the dole for 2 weeks or something and ending up borrowing a tenner off someone.Late 80's, early 90's perhaps?

I think Rory Stewart should spend three years on limited income, with fuck loads of bills, council tax, the works and get denied Universal credit, sanctioned for eight weeks. Escorted off the premises in an arm lock for exposing his Harry Potter teeth.
I'd watch it.

Not sure if you’re referring to the one Matthew Parris did when he lived on the dole on Tyneside for a week.  He claimed afterwards (and still does AFAIK) that it ‘changed’ his perspective.  Not enough to actually leave the party which created those conditions in the first place of course.  But that’s why Clement Attlee was a great man, and Parris is a bit of a cunt.

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Re: Would you like Rory Stewart to stay with you?
« Reply #35 on: February 12, 2020, 06:25:32 AM »
Benwell. The place he stayed still looks the same. Nice view of the Tyne. Foxes there now

Re: Would you like Rory Stewart to stay with you?
« Reply #36 on: February 12, 2020, 06:31:50 AM »
That’s right, it was Benwell.  He should try visiting the food bank there today - top people having to make up the shortfall created by his party’s brutal cuts.  I’m sure it would ‘change’ him again.

Glebe

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Re: Would you like Rory Stewart to stay with you?
« Reply #37 on: February 12, 2020, 11:31:56 AM »

The 'Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?' and 'Hot Leg's singer is looking well.

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Re: Would you like Rory Stewart to stay with you?
« Reply #38 on: February 12, 2020, 11:49:04 AM »
Those half zip-up jumpers.  I don’t understand.  Massive collars when the fly is down.   Hand wash only too I shouldn’t wonder, what with that chunky zipper.  Somebody explain why this is better than either a sweater or a cardigan.

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Re: Would you like Rory Stewart to stay with you?
« Reply #39 on: February 13, 2020, 06:49:14 AM »


Cursus why do all of your screenshots look like that

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Re: Would you like Rory Stewart to stay with you?
« Reply #40 on: February 13, 2020, 09:30:02 AM »
Yes, yes, yes and yes.

At night we would read Boy's Own adventure stories with our touches, then at dawn we'd prorogue parliament draped in swooning fabrics. Oh Rory, come take office here with me. Let us go down to Primark to get matching fleeces. The British public need never know!

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Re: Would you like Rory Stewart to stay with you?
« Reply #41 on: February 13, 2020, 12:17:47 PM »
He basically sees the world as some sort of human zoo where he can walk among the animals and learn about their common ways. Having done his observations, he can deduce whether we most need quicker moving bread-lines or an extra blanket on our beds, because if we're happy we're less likely to give his lot hassle.

Re: Would you like Rory Stewart to stay with you?
« Reply #42 on: February 13, 2020, 12:41:19 PM »
Quote from: machotrouts
Cursus why do all of your screenshots look like that

The quality isn't very good, is it?

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