Author Topic: "Tear You a New One"  (Read 751 times)

Pingers

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"Tear You a New One"
« on: February 12, 2020, 08:02:58 PM »
Some people say this, I think. But they say it like it's a bad thing, seems to me like there could be advantages though. You could have one for shitting and one for bumming, or you could have a fallow arsehole, allowing for recovery.

Plus the porn industry ran out of holes years ago. There are only so many cocks you can fit in a person, and the more cocks the better, seems to be the prevailing opinion. What's the most cocks you can fit in a person? 4, five at most. Ok, 6 tops. Just think, a strategically placed "new one" and you could get a couple more in. Set for life, you'd be. Challenges, not problems.

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Re: "Tear You a New One"
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2020, 08:05:05 PM »
I don't like to be unoriginal so I yell "I am going to replace your penis!" instead of this. Modifying it gives you that edge.

Re: "Tear You a New One"
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2020, 08:07:43 PM »
I don't like to be unoriginal so I yell "I am going to replace your penis!" instead of this. Modifying it gives you that edge.

I like to say 'I'll shove you up my arse!'.

It does have it's weaknesses. It can be neutralised by a response of 'willy first please!'.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: "Tear You a New One"
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2020, 08:14:36 PM »
I wonder what the porno entertainment record  for most amount of penises in one body is? Would it involve a lady* with a glass eye , for instance?

* Not being sexist, it would have to be a lady.

Re: "Tear You a New One"
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2020, 08:20:04 PM »
What's the most cocks you can fit in a person?


Ask ur mum

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: "Tear You a New One"
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2020, 08:25:42 PM »
^ I'm not going to deny it, I laughed.

Re: "Tear You a New One"
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2020, 08:39:53 PM »
I grow a pair first

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Re: "Tear You a New One"
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2020, 08:49:39 PM »

Ask ur mum

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^ I'm not going to deny it, I laughed.

Have you tried pulling yourselves, together

Re: "Tear You a New One"
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2020, 08:57:42 PM »
Some people say this, I think. But they say it like it's a bad thing, seems to me like there could be advantages though.

I don't care how you want to spin it, Barrymore. The pathologist said the injuries were 'horrific'.

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Re: "Tear You a New One"
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2020, 09:09:39 PM »
Body mod enthusiast. Lots of people have those dangly ear lobes, plenty of room for a cock to penetrate if you are so inclined. I presume that counts as penetration?

Plus they're kinky as fuck too.

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Re: "Tear You a New One"
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2020, 09:22:22 PM »
Why does it have to be an arsehole? "Tear you a new one... a new nostril that is!"

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Re: "Tear You a New One"
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2020, 09:25:11 PM »
I wonder what the porno entertainment record  for most amount of penises in one body is? Would it involve a lady* with a glass eye , for instance?

* Not being sexist, it would have to be a lady.

Could be a man with a vagina, you transphobe.

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Re: "Tear You a New One"
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2020, 09:32:18 PM »
Soul

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Re: "Tear You a New One"
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2020, 07:06:05 PM »
"A new anus? So she'd have two anuses? And then in this mad new world of yours, I'd presumably shove my four bollocks up her two anuses for some unknown reason."

Re: "Tear You a New One"
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2020, 10:09:53 PM »
Always wanted to try nasal.

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Re: "Tear You a New One"
« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2020, 10:33:02 PM »
"Fuck him in the ear" is another common phrase and yet I've never seen that video on PornHub. I think people in general are satisfied with vagina, mouth and a standard anus and we don't need to over-complicate it.

kalowski

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Re: "Tear You a New One"
« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2020, 10:42:30 PM »
"Tear you an old one"

Re: "Tear You a New One"
« Reply #17 on: February 13, 2020, 10:51:26 PM »
An anus without a rectum is no anus at all. Are you going to tear a rectum and associated connections to the colon?

Re: "Tear You a New One"
« Reply #18 on: February 13, 2020, 11:00:33 PM »
"Fuck him in the ear" is another common phrase and yet I've never seen that video on PornHub. I think people in general are satisfied with vagina, mouth and a standard anus and we don't need to over-complicate it.

Nobody wants jizz in their ears, god could you imagine?

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Re: "Tear You a New One"
« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2020, 12:26:14 AM »
Nobody wants jizz in their ears, god could you imagine?

No.

<does shifty eyes>

Pingers

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Re: "Tear You a New One"
« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2020, 07:02:47 AM »
There are also storage options to consider. If I had two arseholes, I might use one exclusively for storage, especially if I needed to keep something at a steady 37°. I might keep my lunch in it, thus freeing up a hand. Pop a Lancashire Oven Bottom Muffin in, and off to work.

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