"Tear You a New One"

[Pingers]

Some people say this, I think. But they say it like it's a bad thing, seems to me like there could be advantages though. You could have one for shitting and one for bumming, or you could have a fallow arsehole, allowing for recovery.

Plus the porn industry ran out of holes years ago. There are only so many cocks you can fit in a person, and the more cocks the better, seems to be the prevailing opinion. What's the most cocks you can fit in a person? 4, five at most. Ok, 6 tops. Just think, a strategically placed "new one" and you could get a couple more in. Set for life, you'd be. Challenges, not problems.

[Dewt]

I don't like to be unoriginal so I yell "I am going to replace your penis!" instead of this. Modifying it gives you that edge.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I don't like to be unoriginal so I yell "I am going to replace your penis!" instead of this. Modifying it gives you that edge.

I like to say 'I'll shove you up my arse!'.

It does have it's weaknesses. It can be neutralised by a response of 'willy first please!'.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I wonder what the porno entertainment record  for most amount of penises in one body is? Would it involve a lady* with a glass eye , for instance?

* Not being sexist, it would have to be a lady.

[poo]

What's the most cocks you can fit in a person?

Ask ur mum

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

^ I'm not going to deny it, I laughed.

[idunnosomename]

I grow a pair first

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Ask ur mum

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^ I'm not going to deny it, I laughed.

Have you tried pulling yourselves, together

[Default to the negative]

Some people say this, I think. But they say it like it's a bad thing, seems to me like there could be advantages though.

I don't care how you want to spin it, Barrymore. The pathologist said the injuries were 'horrific'.

[thenoise]

Body mod enthusiast. Lots of people have those dangly ear lobes, plenty of room for a cock to penetrate if you are so inclined. I presume that counts as penetration?

Plus they're kinky as fuck too.

[kalowski]

Why does it have to be an arsehole? "Tear you a new one... a new nostril that is!"

[Mister Six]

I wonder what the porno entertainment record  for most amount of penises in one body is? Would it involve a lady* with a glass eye , for instance?

* Not being sexist, it would have to be a lady.

Could be a man with a vagina, you transphobe.

[BlodwynPig]

Soul

[spaghetamine]

"A new anus? So she'd have two anuses? And then in this mad new world of yours, I'd presumably shove my four bollocks up her two anuses for some unknown reason."

[Marner and Me]

Always wanted to try nasal.

[Uncle TechTip]

"Fuck him in the ear" is another common phrase and yet I've never seen that video on PornHub. I think people in general are satisfied with vagina, mouth and a standard anus and we don't need to over-complicate it.

[kalowski]

"Tear you an old one"

[Cold Meat Platter]

An anus without a rectum is no anus at all. Are you going to tear a rectum and associated connections to the colon?

[Sebastian Cobb]

"Fuck him in the ear" is another common phrase and yet I've never seen that video on PornHub. I think people in general are satisfied with vagina, mouth and a standard anus and we don't need to over-complicate it.

Nobody wants jizz in their ears, god could you imagine?

[Dex Sawash]

Nobody wants jizz in their ears, god could you imagine?

No.

<does shifty eyes>

[Pingers]

There are also storage options to consider. If I had two arseholes, I might use one exclusively for storage, especially if I needed to keep something at a steady 37°. I might keep my lunch in it, thus freeing up a hand. Pop a Lancashire Oven Bottom Muffin in, and off to work.