Author Topic: 'Fire of passion' taken too literally  (Read 614 times)


Pingers

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Re: 'Fire of passion' taken too literally
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2020, 09:40:48 PM »
Frisky Inferno

Sin Agog

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Re: 'Fire of passion' taken too literally
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2020, 09:44:32 PM »
I'll admit, some of the Labour canvassers went a bit over the top.

Phoenix Lazarus

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Re: 'Fire of passion' taken too literally
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2020, 09:46:41 PM »
I like that impish smile, as if she's just a child who's been up to a bit of innocent mischief.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: 'Fire of passion' taken too literally
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2020, 09:49:10 PM »
I like that impish smile, as if she's just a child who's been up to a bit of innocent mischief.

Was literally going to post more or less the same comment. I'm not even convinced this is a real news story, it's like a more restrained Framley Examiner article.

Re: 'Fire of passion' taken too literally
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2020, 10:01:46 PM »
I like that impish smile, as if she's just a child who's been up to a bit of innocent mischief.


Re: 'Fire of passion' taken too literally
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2020, 10:06:46 PM »
probably Would


Re: 'Fire of passion' taken too literally
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2020, 10:14:06 PM »
And her theme tune: The Curse of Millhaven

Re: 'Fire of passion' taken too literally
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2020, 10:19:37 PM »
The only OAP who could handle her:


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Re: 'Fire of passion' taken too literally
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2020, 10:25:27 PM »
Just imagine Ron's wife stood by the smouldering ashes of her family home, Ron in his underpants clutching a DVD called 'Anal Shag Quest 8' and Ron blaring 'it was the thermostat I tell you, the thermostat!'

Re: 'Fire of passion' taken too literally
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2020, 10:42:16 PM »
Just imagine Ron's wife stood by the smouldering ashes of her family home, Ron in his underpants clutching a DVD called 'Anal Shag Quest 8' and Ron blaring 'it was the thermostat I tell you, the thermostat!'

'I believe you, Ron. But this is a health and safety issue that other people need to know about. I'm going to have to phone the papers about it.'

'Um... okay. Yes you should. That is absolutely the right thing to do.

'Because you are an innocent victim here?'

'I am.'

'I've got my phone out, Ron. Look, I'm dialling in the numbers to tell the world about this great injustice. Unless there's anything else I need to know? Any, ahem, details you left out?'

'What are you implying? I've nothing to hide. Phone them, I WANT you to phone them.'

Mr_Simnock

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Re: 'Fire of passion' taken too literally
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2020, 11:21:11 PM »


Dear lord that image still has mileage. I remember first seeing that image on a now defunct website called zoomer when it was first published on the net (literally the day it was first popped on the net), I thought it was mildly amusing but not in any universe would it catch on like it has, weird

Phoenix Lazarus

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Re: 'Fire of passion' taken too literally
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2020, 06:12:40 AM »
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Laura Mallett

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Re: 'Fire of passion' taken too literally
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2020, 09:13:38 AM »
Dear lord that image still has mileage. I remember first seeing that image on a now defunct website called zoomer when it was first published on the net (literally the day it was first popped on the net), I thought it was mildly amusing but not in any universe would it catch on like it has, weird

It's ALLOWED.

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Hmmm..

Re: 'Fire of passion' taken too literally
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2020, 03:55:52 PM »
His bed is on fire with passion and love..

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