US Elections 2020 II - Bernie Topwin: "We'll see this trashcan dream come true"

[Pseudopath]

maybe it will literally be two balding men fighting for an actual comb

This doesn't look good for Combing.

[machotrouts]

You've got to hand it to Democrats. I really thought Donald Trump had "most physically repulsive presidential candidate in American history" sewn up, but now they're fighting back with Ol' Childsniffer. At least Trump is comical in his grotesquery, like Tubgirl or Goatse. Joe Biden is at least as disgusting to look at, but with a far more melancholy overtone, like Blue Waffle or Bonsai Kitten. Looks dehydrated for his species, yet moist and seepy by human standards, like a salted slug. Like a giant toe that wrinkled in the bath and somehow gained sentience, and then lost it again.

[Mister Six]

Really hoping Biden dies now, and fast. Soz, Bides, but it's for the greater good.

[Dog Botherer]

they now want cuomo. unclear why. possibly because he has a pulse.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

#nocuomo

No Cuomover on that guy, but a definite dye job.

[kitsofan34]

How can they swap Biden for Cuomo through, and I use this in the loosest term, "legitimate" means?

[BlodwynPig]

Perry Cuomo?

I don't understand USA and especially USA politics... are you implying that a new candidate can be dropped in at the last moment having done none of the primaries, no campaigning and having spent no billions?

Its a clown show if that is the case. Well, it's a clown show anyway, but I would make this stuff illegal if I were prez.

[Dog Botherer]

"oh no i am joe biden and i won the nomination on the first count through nothing but name recognition alone but now i seem to have become unwell what is to be done"

"not to worry joe i am andy cuomo i am just as incompetent and right wing as you but my brain mostly works and the media have been writing vapid puff pieces about how i somehow managed not to take a shit with my clothes on"

"okay dropping out and telling all the superdelegates to ram you through on the second count so you can lose 40 states to trump"

be grand lads

[phantom_power]

They'd be better off with Rivers Cuomo rather than Andrew, right 90s slacker kids?

[C_Larence]

They'd be better off with Rivers Cuomo rather than Andrew, right 90s slacker kids?

Vote blue album no matter who

[C_Larence]

Biden has shown his face, in the same clothes he was wearing the last time everyone saw him, speaking semi-coherently in front of what looks suspiciously like a green screen. 

https://twitter.com/joebiden/status/1242091730872107013?s=21

[Dog Botherer]

dead as fuck

[Dewt]

Biden has shown his face, in the same clothes he was wearing the last time everyone saw him, speaking semi-coherently in front of what looks suspiciously like a green screen. 

https://twitter.com/joebiden/status/1242091730872107013?s=21

Am I the only person in the world who can see what looks like a huge gash on his head covered up with makeup? Has that always been there, am I seeing things?

[Dog Botherer]

i see what you're talking about. could be a gash, could be wrinkles reacting weirdly to all the insane editing they used.

[Dewt]

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1242103534654537729

I have never been more aware of a politician being an empty shell than with Biden. He absolutely cannot speak undirected. They can't show him saying anything other than words that are directly fed to him.

[Bobloblawslawbomb]

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1242103534654537729

I have never been more aware of a politician being an empty shell than with Biden. He absolutely cannot speak undirected. They can't show him saying anything other than words that are directly fed to him.

The uk is fucked for sure, but the us having to go from Trump managing the crisis, to Biden dealing with the aftermath....yikes.

[BlodwynPig]

i see what you're talking about. could be a gash, could be wrinkles reacting weirdly to all the insane editing they used.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

could be a gash,

Pengbiden Insane-o-gash

[Paul Calf]

I think there's a valid argument to make that long-term it would be better if Trump beat Biden, to really drive home the message that establishment Dems have to die out. The counter-point to that is things like the Supreme Court, etc.

Yeah, let's have just a bit of totalitarianism for just a little while until people learn and the fascists just pack their bags and go home.

[Dewt]

Get virus

[C_Larence]

The current attack that Bernie missed a stimulus package vote yesterday because he was in VT doing a livestream is infuriating. CNN reporters are referring to it as a key procedural vote, when it was a cloture vote. Not attending counts as a no, and it was doomed to fail without a supermajority. The narrative now is that he's ignoring the crisis, when in fact he has been doing live streams everyday and raised 2 million dollars for multiple charities in 2 days. I think this is the most angry I've been about the media's treatment of him so far, especially when there is a candidate who LITERALLY HASN'T BEEN SEEN IN DAYS*

*a 90 second green screen video wearing the same clothes as the last time he was seen a week ago does not count.

[chveik]

Yeah, let%u2019s have just a bit of totalitarianism for just a little while until people learn and the fascists just pack their bags and go home.

lol don't ever change paul

[Paul Calf]

Get virus

How do think might you have replied if you weren't a complete fucking dimwit?

[Dewt]

I think a non-dimwit would probably just ignore you entirely

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Pengbiden Insane-o-gash is going massive, I can feel it.

[Pseudopath]

Biden has shown his face, in the same clothes he was wearing the last time everyone saw him, speaking semi-coherently in front of what looks suspiciously like a green screen. 

https://twitter.com/joebiden/status/1242091730872107013?s=21

Fuck me. I'm struggling for adjectives to describe this. Incredibly bizarre.

[Ferris]

Biden has shown his face, in the same clothes he was wearing the last time everyone saw him, speaking semi-coherently in front of what looks suspiciously like a green screen. 

https://twitter.com/joebiden/status/1242091730872107013?s=21

And that was the best take they got. Crikey.

If he wins the nomination but is physically unable to run, does the republican ticket run unopposed? The ultimate DNC stitch up - at least it's not Bernie!

[Ferris]

I've just realized what this reminds me of - the strange disjointed points and delivery of Dennis Reynolds

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ROCKGuuviis

[Dewt]

Rock Guuviis

[Urinal Cake]

Drugs are amazing.