US Elections 2020 II - Bernie Topwin: "We'll see this trashcan dream come true"

[bgmnts]

Yeah penblywdd hapus Ferris!

[Ferris]

Jokes aside my son wasn't well and we were in the hospital in an unfamiliar town for 4 days and it was horrible and stressful and shit.

...happy birthday, to you!!

I'm pissed now, obviously. We were ok to come home this afternoon. Sacked off work for the week because I hate it and fuck them.


Anyway, will either candidate avoid active decomposition on stage? I won't be tuning in to find out.

[imitationleather]

Hope your son's alright.

Were you worried the nurses were thinking you were mistreating him and were going to call the police? That's how I felt when I had take my cat to the vet after his tail got degloved. Such a relief when the door shut on my Uber back home with my collar unfelt.

Happy birthday.

[imitationleather]

I'm watching the CNN stream and the way they're talking about Biden is both insane and nausea-inducing.

Is there any coverage that talks about the guy in a way that is somewhat grounded in reality? As in not afraid to say he's a crooked racist water brain who can't go an hour without soiling himself?

[Ferris]

Hope your son's alright.

Were you worried the nurses were thinking you were mistreating him and were going to call the police? That's how I felt when I had take my cat to the vet after his tail got degloved. Such a relief when the door shut on my Uber back home with my collar unfelt.

Happy birthday.

They asked the maddest question as part of the intake and I thought they were having a laugh - I answered it seriously but realize now it was an attempt to get me/Mrs Ferris to "break cover" in case the story we were giving them was bullshit and actually we caused the issue. It was all a bit scary. Not fun, especially when your child is on a gurney hooked up to machines etc.

Sorry I don't mean to vent here at all, but I had 3 beers for birthday. I've been up since 3.30am yesterday because little Ferris couldn't sleep so I was up with him. It's all been a bit much.

Still! I'm going to play Skyrim quietly for 20 minutes then go an sleep. Thanks everyone!

[bgmnts]

Jesus! Have a good rest of your birthday man.

[Ferris]

He'll be ok, thank fuck. Jammy bastard won't remember any of it either.

Kids are fucking stressful, that's all I'll say. Right - skyrim and a pint and bedtime. Cheers!

[QDRPHNC]

Hope he's doing ok, FWB and happy birthday.

I'm watching this against my better judgement.

[selectivememory]

Oh, god. I have to admit I have been looking forward to this since the Dems torpedoed Bernie's campaign.

[chveik]

Biden's already losing it

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

Not watching this, is it actually good in any way?

I never understood the people looking forward to it. I'm sure it's going to be as boring as the Trump v Clinton debates were boring (save the one great moment of Trump lurking around the stage and humping his chair like a lunatic)

Trump was only entertaining in the early 2016 Republican debates because he still had zero expectation of actually winning the nomination.

[imitationleather]

Biden doesn't look very well.

[Mobius]

Shambles already

[selectivememory]

Biden really does not look good.

[Lordofthefiles]

Biden's already losing it

He can't compete with Trump.

I reckon he's gonna get knocked clean out here.
80 minutes to go!!

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

He can't compete with Trump.

Holy shit, is there a oil wrestling segment? Can't imagine any other scenario in which someone couldn't compete with Donald Trump.

[imitationleather]

Biden is getting fucked Lemon Party-style.

[QDRPHNC]

The only hope is that Trump's mouth is so big he'll talk himself into a hole.

[Bobloblawslawbomb]

This is a fucking joke already

[selectivememory]

God, this is so messy.

[QDRPHNC]

Ooh this is getting ugly already.

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

Holy shit, is there a oil wrestling segment?

God, this is so messy.

Wow, I was just joking to be honest. Had no idea.

[Lordofthefiles]

Holy shit, is there a oil wrestling segment? Can't imagine any other scenario in which someone couldn't compete with Donald Trump.

Lardass Hogan in the Stand By Me pie eating competition

[Bobloblawslawbomb]

Ahahahahaha! Oh my god

[Mobius]

"Will you shut up man?"

[imitationleather]

Shouldn't the host stop Trump just talking over him? It's barely a debate.

An hour and a half of this is going to get a bit much.

[QDRPHNC]

"Will you shut up man?"

I hate Biden, but to be fair, that was satisfying.

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

"Will you shut up man?"

Biden should just say things like this the whole debate. It's when he's at his most endearing.

[chveik]

bazooka joe!

[Old Nehamkin]

Biden looks like Cotton Hill.