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Paul Calf

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Re: “If he comes near me I’ll rip his tits off...”
« Reply #30 on: February 13, 2020, 03:39:13 PM »
Oh yeah. I was held up at gunpoint by drug labbers / gun runners / people smugglers / terrorists on the Thai-Burma border in January 2010, but I don’t know if that counts because at no point did anyone seem likely to shoot anything.

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« Reply #31 on: February 13, 2020, 03:40:15 PM »
every time I've ever been abroad ever my life turns into a "Final Destination" film. I've nearly drowned twice (Once in a pool, once at sea), been electrocuted in a lift, been decapitated by a sharp glass window on a travel tram, run over at least 4-5 times, border abducted, severe heatstroke (Even when taking every possible precaution) Shot and probably the most convoluted...nearly blown up by a hand grenade.


I think I see where you went wrong, you thought you were on holiday but you had in fact joined the SAS.

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« Reply #32 on: February 13, 2020, 03:54:28 PM »
every time I've ever been abroad ever my life turns into a "Final Destination" film. I've nearly drowned twice (Once in a pool, once at sea), been electrocuted in a lift, been decapitated by a sharp glass window on a travel tram, run over at least 4-5 times, border abducted, severe heatstroke (Even when taking every possible precaution) Shot and probably the most convoluted...nearly blown up by a hand grenade.

Seriously; I haven't been on holiday outside of the UK in 10 years...and it's not without good reason! at home I've only ever had 2 incidents, I was nearly blinded after being hit with a crowbar with intent. and I once got a massive electric shock from the back of an old Box TV...Death can kiss my chuddies.


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Re: “If he comes near me I’ll rip his tits off...”
« Reply #33 on: February 13, 2020, 09:55:28 PM »
Decapitated. Takes balls to bounce back from that.

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Re: “If he comes near me I’ll rip his tits off...”
« Reply #34 on: February 14, 2020, 06:38:14 PM »
Decapitated. Takes balls to bounce back from that.

Well, a head, really. You're thinking of castration.