Author Topic: Sajid Javid... GONE [split topic]  (Read 2346 times)

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Re: Sajid Javid... GONE [split topic]
« Reply #60 on: February 13, 2020, 08:01:41 PM »

Re: Sajid Javid... GONE [split topic]
« Reply #61 on: February 13, 2020, 08:20:24 PM »
Apparently Smith once said that a no deal Brexit might not be entirely beneficial for Northern Ireland, so he had to go.

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Re: Sajid Javid... GONE [split topic]
« Reply #62 on: February 13, 2020, 08:30:29 PM »
Yup, that sounds about right.

Seems like Boris is even more from the Trumpian narcissistic "Can't take one milligram of criticism or even differing opinions" school than we thought.

Re: Sajid Javid... GONE [split topic]
« Reply #63 on: February 13, 2020, 10:06:54 PM »
I notice the new guy's head is a drastically different shape. I wonder how that will play out?

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Re: Sajid Javid... GONE [split topic]
« Reply #64 on: February 13, 2020, 11:25:06 PM »
Tell you what, though, if getting rid of Javid means more government spending, even if a lot of it is on absolute shite, I'm not completely sure it's a terrible outcome.

Re: Sajid Javid... GONE [split topic]
« Reply #65 on: February 13, 2020, 11:32:21 PM »
I notice the new guy's head is a drastically different shape. I wonder how that will play out?

I always thought Javid always looked like a slightly hamfisted photoshop where someone's fucked up the scaling and put too small features on too big a head.

Re: Sajid Javid... GONE [split topic]
« Reply #66 on: February 13, 2020, 11:40:55 PM »
Rishi Sunak looks like Stephen Mangan in brownface.


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« Reply #67 on: February 13, 2020, 11:43:36 PM »
I'm not going to be able to unsee that now.

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Re: Sajid Javid... GONE [split topic]
« Reply #68 on: February 14, 2020, 12:10:08 AM »
Rishi Sunak looks like Stephen Mangan in brownface.



If the Miliband brothers had a secret love child.

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Re: Sajid Javid... GONE [split topic]
« Reply #69 on: February 14, 2020, 03:17:20 AM »
Tell you what, though, if getting rid of Javid means more government spending, even if a lot of it is on absolute shite, I'm not completely sure it's a terrible outcome.

The funny thing is you might be right.

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Re: Sajid Javid... GONE [split topic]
« Reply #70 on: February 14, 2020, 03:33:03 AM »
If the Miliband brothers had a secret love child.

An excuse to use my excellent punchline that (currently) doesn’t have a setup attached.

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Re: Sajid Javid... GONE [split topic]
« Reply #71 on: February 14, 2020, 06:20:26 AM »
The funny thing is you might be right.

Evidence?

Re: Sajid Javid... GONE [split topic]
« Reply #72 on: February 14, 2020, 08:28:12 AM »
An excuse to use my excellent punchline that (currently) doesn’t have a setup attached.

“Dave Milliband, Ed Milliband, and the Steve Miller Band!”

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Re: Sajid Javid... GONE [split topic]
« Reply #73 on: February 14, 2020, 09:41:19 AM »
The Telegraph’s view of the reshuffle.


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Re: Sajid Javid... GONE [split topic]
« Reply #74 on: February 14, 2020, 09:54:26 AM »
Nice.

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Re: Sajid Javid... GONE [split topic]
« Reply #75 on: February 14, 2020, 11:26:14 AM »
Sunak can't stop beaming.  He's like a small child on peak era Jim'll.

Meanwhile...


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Re: Sajid Javid... GONE [split topic]
« Reply #76 on: February 14, 2020, 03:05:22 PM »
BoJo is deffo fashioning himself a combover now.

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Re: Sajid Javid... GONE [split topic]
« Reply #77 on: February 14, 2020, 05:34:26 PM »
Sunak can't stop beaming.  He's like a small child on peak era Jim'll.


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Re: Sajid Javid... GONE [split topic]
« Reply #78 on: February 15, 2020, 10:52:39 PM »
BoJo is deffo fashioning himself a combover now.
To do that he'd have to actually brush his hair.

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