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Roses are red,

Started by hamfist, February 13, 2020, 08:03:22 PM

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hamfist

Violets are smelly,
Queef out a stool,
On my furry belly

What will you write to *your* mum ?

Cuellar


Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Can I have another go on you , once you're done with all those sailors, that rugby team, and the Halle orchestra, Missus?

Oh, sorry, that's what I'd write to * your* mum  ( text it to her, although both her hands are busy at the minute[nb] she's wanking a couple of sailors off, you see[/nb])

Lala is yellow;
Tinky Winky is blue,
Ans this Tubby Toast
I raise to you.

poo

Roses red
Violets blue
Gramps hurt my bum bum
with a frozen poo poo :(

hamfist

Roses are reds
Violets are browns
I've just been sodded
By spit-licky clownes

hamfist

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have got AIDS
And now so have you

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Row Z are bled
Fed Moser's poo
I smear their poo
For me and you
And I fling poo myself
What a wonderful world