Author Topic: Roses are red,  (Read 263 times)

hamfist

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Roses are red,
« on: February 13, 2020, 08:03:22 PM »
Violets are smelly,
Queef out a stool,
On my furry belly

What will you write to *your* mum ?

Cuellar

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Re: Roses are red,
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2020, 08:36:44 PM »
big fat cocks

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: Roses are red,
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2020, 08:51:31 AM »
Can I have another go on you , once you're done with all those sailors, that rugby team, and the Halle orchestra, Missus?

Oh, sorry, that's what I'd write to * your* mum  ( text it to her, although both her hands are busy at the minute[1])
 1.  she's wanking a couple of sailors off, you see

Re: Roses are red,
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2020, 08:57:09 AM »
Lala is yellow;
Tinky Winky is blue,
Ans this Tubby Toast
I raise to you.

Re: Roses are red,
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2020, 09:41:59 AM »
Roses red
Violets blue
Gramps hurt my bum bum
with a frozen poo poo :(

hamfist

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Re: Roses are red,
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2020, 10:53:13 AM »
Roses are reds
Violets are browns
I've just been sodded
By spit-licky clownes

hamfist

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Re: Roses are red,
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2020, 02:07:38 PM »
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have got AIDS
And now so have you

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Re: Roses are red,
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2020, 05:54:43 PM »
Row Z are bled
Fed Moser's poo
I smear their poo
For me and you
And I fling poo myself
What a wonderful world

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