Author Topic: FUCKING JESUS FUCK ringtones  (Read 718 times)

Re: FUCKING JESUS FUCK ringtones
« Reply #30 on: February 15, 2020, 12:26:57 AM »
I know someone who has the QI theme as his ringtone, which makes me instantly shut off the programme when it pops up on Dave as I think I'm about to be treated to another overly loud conversation about the repair status of the silver BMW.

Re: FUCKING JESUS FUCK ringtones
« Reply #31 on: February 15, 2020, 12:58:02 AM »
I know someone who has the QI theme as his ringtone, which makes me instantly shut off the programme when it pops up on Dave as I think I'm about to be treated to another overly loud conversation about the repair status of the silver BMW.

Bloke with the loud ringtone at one of my jobs cancelled his kid's haircut 'because his hair hadn't grown as quickly as forecast'.

Imagine looking at your face in the mirror after that and trying to tell yourself you're not one of life's slags.

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