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Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« on: February 14, 2020, 07:33:38 PM »
Anyone else shitting themselves?
Still haven't replaced the fence panel from the other week.

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Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2020, 09:07:43 PM »
Bloody repeats.

Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2020, 09:15:15 AM »
i woke up this morning and a fire engine had landed on my greenhouse

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Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2020, 09:55:14 AM »
Two foxes had sex outside my building last night, clearly final mad throes of desperation before their... Fox House (I dunno where those cunts live) is totalled by this meteorological farnt.

Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2020, 09:56:51 AM »
Has anyone tried stabbing him, to see if he backs off?

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Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2020, 10:12:28 AM »
i woke up this morning and a fire engine had landed on my greenhouse

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Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2020, 10:16:32 AM »
"You ever been in a storm, Wally?"


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Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2020, 10:26:21 AM »
Dennis the menace more like it is!!

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Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2020, 10:34:30 AM »
Pffft, seen one storm, seen them all.

Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2020, 10:58:04 AM »
I have only just put back the fence panel outside my flat that was blown down in the last storm, but I did a bit of a bodge job so I expect I will have to do it again on monday.

Dennis the menace more like it is!!

Genuinely expect this to be a headline in the Sun today or tomorrow.

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Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2020, 11:13:02 AM »
Are we sure it's not an American saying "Storm Dentist" ?

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Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2020, 11:15:25 AM »
Two foxes had sex outside my building last night, clearly final mad throes of desperation before their... Fox House (I dunno where those cunts live) is totalled by this meteorological farnt.

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Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2020, 11:23:32 AM »
Storm Dennis might be bad but it could be worse. Imagine Storm Thorgerson. Having your roof ripped off by MAN IN SUIT HAVING CRISIS or your fence being ripped apart IN SEPARATE JIGSAW PIECES AHH DO YOU SEE? LIKE A PUZZLE

Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2020, 11:24:48 AM »
the roof blew off my house to reveal A SMALLER HOUSE INSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2020, 11:29:07 AM »
Couldn't sleep last night because of all the pigeons on the roof going "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH" as they were rolled and battered around by STORM DENNIS THE WEATHER TWAT.

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Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2020, 11:53:34 AM »
the roof blew off my house to reveal A SMALLER HOUSE INSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SMALLER ROOF BLOW AWAY REVEAL MAN CROUCHED WITH FACE IN HANDS

"THINK ABOUT IT", THE STORM SEEMS TO BE SAYING

Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2020, 01:08:29 PM »
Not bothered really

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Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2020, 01:21:13 PM »

'Storm X'  usually makes me think about the birds Storm Petrel. Not enough that I have ever googled to see what a storm petrel is or how it is unlike a normal petrel. Do other CaBbers ever think non-specifically of storm petrels?

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Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #18 on: February 15, 2020, 01:25:45 PM »

Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2020, 01:30:50 PM »
Absolute scenes here, pissing down.

No wind yet though Jeff.

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Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2020, 02:18:35 PM »
Absolute scenes here, pissing down.

No wind yet though Jeff.

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Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2020, 02:21:42 PM »
'Storm X'  usually makes me think about the birds Storm Petrel. Not enough that I have ever googled to see what a storm petrel is or how it is unlike a normal petrel. Do other CaBbers ever think non-specifically of storm petrels?

No...but now I'm thinking of Cheesoid.

Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2020, 02:27:10 PM »
Cwnt Piping Ltd cancelled

Im hoping the storms wash away the cambrophobes plaguing these lands.

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Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #23 on: February 15, 2020, 02:48:38 PM »
I just made the wittiest post I ever made in CaB but it got blown away and landed in the British Comedy Guide Forum.

Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2020, 04:22:02 PM »
'Storm X'  usually makes me think about the birds Storm Petrel. Not enough that I have ever googled to see what a storm petrel is or how it is unlike a normal petrel. Do other CaBbers ever think non-specifically of storm petrels?

I thought of this Giant Petrel trying to grab himself an Emperor Penguin chick or two for dinner, and then totally shiting it when an Adelie Penguin arrives on the scene.  Maybe Storm Petrels are harder than Giant Petrels though?

https://youtu.be/Z7PlUGbsXlQ


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Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2020, 04:36:44 PM »
When we get to S it should be Storm Stormzy

Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2020, 04:41:18 PM »
When we get to S it should be Storm Stormzy

I genuinely wanted to make a post listing better names than Dennis and I got to:

Stormzy
Harry(cane)
Gail
Gustavo



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Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2020, 05:14:26 PM »
Storm Enema
Storm Fanny
Storm Grave
Storm HAMMER

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Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2020, 05:34:24 PM »
New storms announced:

Erectile Disfunction
False Teeth
Gimmer
Hmm
Indecisive
Jammy
Krispies
Lovin' this shit
Milquetoast
No
Oh Matron!
Pusillanimous
Queg
Retiring
Spineless
Timidity personified
Unassuming
Vernon
Walter the Softy
X
Yellow Belly
Zzz

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Re: Storm Dennis. The weather twat.
« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2020, 05:47:22 PM »
Apparently, the storm for the letter K is Kitty which is just wrong.

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