Just saw your dad again mate

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This time he was in a porno called "Barely Legal Age-Wise" and there was nothing wise about it at all, if you ask me!

[Sebastian Cobb]

Seen yer da holding a banner alongside Graham Linehan.

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Just saw your dad's trousers gaping asunder following another of his failed attempts to reclaim his gay card from the pavement.

[Gregory Torso]

Just saw your dad down by the co-op washing his comb in the river there, frantically trying to get himself spruced, meanwhile your mum was lolloping downstream through curds of rapidly solidifiying cement. State of your parents.

[Captain Poodle Basher]

Just seen your dad sweating enough for two people while Prince Andrew shouted encouragement.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Just seen your dad. He looked quite angry, but he had new jeans on.

[Misspent Boners]

Just saw your dad going door to door trying to sell a Bumbag full of half-browned mince

[Cuellar]

Just seen your dad in an article in the local paper entitled "WOOTTON BASSET'S HOTTEST NONCES"

[Chollis]

just seen your dad at the foam party in BCM

[Bum Flaps]

Just saw your dad gesticulating at a pot hole - he appeared to be fully aroused.

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Just seen your dad again bud.  Not sure how to say this but he has put on a spectacular fuckton of weight since the last time.

[shiftwork2]

Just saw your dad again mate, shitting into his hands outside Edinburgh Waverley station.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Just saw all the aforementioned Dads at some sort of bear baiting event. Pretty unsavoury scenes, if I may say. If you can't find a bear it isn't fair to make one of the Dads do it.

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Just saw all the aforementioned Dads at some sort of bear baiting event. Pretty unsavoury scenes, if I may say. If you can't find a bear it isn't fair to make one of the Dads do it.

The only reason you didn't see your own dad there was he was backstage running the event from his pyjamas.

[your dad]

I've just seen myself in the mirror, and can confirm: plum duff and dropsied; a maroon klingon; a sizzling rasher in cricket whites; a dangerously-close-to-rupturing fucking hell lad how can you not know how to wire a plug, blood-cracked eye-bulging stalagshite in Portillo-face; a furious tooth of undercooked pork belly; a clammy, handsy, snappy, conservatory-having garden party bloody stool low sperm count vein-quivering waitress-cowing arse of a man. FILLET.

[Bazooka]

Just saw your Dad causing mischief in in the pick n mix area, melting all the white mice with his bloated high blood pressure hot face.

[Glebe]

Not-Accepting-Middle-Age Neddy leaves thread quietly.