BREAKING NEWS: Prime Minister Cyril Clitz killed in prison

[Bazooka]

""British Prime Minister Cyril Clitz, dies aged 21.

The prime minister was visiting Lincoln prison to open a new broom cupboard. Mr Clitz was greeting prisoners when an inmate identified as Roland Horse, 76, lunged at the prime minister and bashed him with a club made out of frozen lamb. Guards restrained Mr Horse, but the prime minister was declared dead at the scene."

Well I'm flabbergasted,feel sick hearing this, how will you remember the prime minister?

[BlodwynPig]

Well I'm flabbergasted,feel sick hearing this, how will you remember the prime minister?

..not quite there yet...what year will this happen?

[Bazooka]

..not quite there yet...what year will this happen?

Happened today, I know the truth is hard to swallow.

[BlodwynPig]

Happened today, I know the truth is hard to swallow.

I know something else that will be hard to swallow if you continue with this post-truth fabrication

[Ferris]

Delighted

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

he was an absolute cunt and I'll dance on his grave while shitting on his bitch wife's head, aren't I edgy

[Captain Z]

Imagine how much worse it would be if Jebendy Grobbins was Prime Minister!