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well made text adventure mk4

Started by PlanktonSideburns, February 17, 2020, 02:00:23 PM

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PlanktonSideburns

Right, you're a goblin,
You know this:

your in AMMANFORD

It's Wednesday

There's a magical goblet in the back office of wooton basset tennis club, and if you don't return it to Twm Sion Cati's Cave in Rhandyrmwyn, south Wales by Friday, the world will end horribly

You have

A cats pelt
An urn
And a
Blue box

What do you do?

ONE COMMAND AT A TIME or a hand grenade appears magically in your loin cloth

pancreas

> Make swastika out of cats pelt and offer to receptionist

PlanktonSideburns

you do the thing pancreas said, and go to the nearest place with a receptionist, a dentist. the receptionist loves it and asks what your doing this evening

what now twats?

poo

> Make 1:1 scale model of Ammanford out of dog dirt

PlanktonSideburns

you replicate ammanford exactly, much to the distress of everyone else

5 hours till earth destruction event

pancreas

Sorry, did you get planning permission to do that?

PlanktonSideburns

Good point better knock it down


OH NOES YOU'VE DEMOLED THE BLOODY WRONG ONE!

alan nagsworth

> sink into depressive funk and cry-eat dog dirt Ammanford in front of telly

PlanktonSideburns

you do the thing mentioned above

2 hours

chveik

wait for the world to end horribly.

PlanktonSideburns


pancreas



PlanktonSideburns



PlanktonSideburns