well made text adventure mk5

[PlanktonSideburns]

so here we go again

goblin

remains of swindon

theres a goblet

its in the recently deccomissioned 'greyhound' pub (aka the Dogs) in llandovery

its wednesday

get goblet before friday or youre fucked

youve a

blue box
hatchet
loincloth

NO DOUBLE COMMANDS

GO

[Cuellar]

>Go to Llandovery

[PlanktonSideburns]

you start walking to llandovery -

sgonna take you till saturday mind

better find another form or transport

you see an old man beconing you in lydiard park

what do?

[Kryton]

Spy on old man from bushes

[Captain Z]

PUT ON ANTI-LIGHTNING SUIT

[PlanktonSideburns]

You get behind a bush and watch the old man, in your an it lightning suit.

The DOUBLE COMMAND makes a grenade, pin pulled, magically appear in your loin cloth!

You quickly fish it out

What now?

[Cuellar]

>Chuck grenade at old man

[PlanktonSideburns]

old man detonates

nice

[Cuellar]

yes, man

[PlanktonSideburns]

what now, you want go burgerking?

[Spoon of Ploff]

Check old man's remains for car keys

[PlanktonSideburns]

you find a set of mazda keys, - theres a carpark to the NORTH and a burgerking to the EAST

[poo]

> kill jester

[Spoon of Ploff]

Ooooh. I have a Mazda 6 myself.   

We can eat once we've saved the world. go find that Mazda

[Spoon of Ploff]

ffs

[PlanktonSideburns]

as you approach the mazda 6, a grenade appears in your loincloth, and in a panic, you flip it out, and hurl it from your pants, it smashes through the window of said car, awaking the JESTER who is sleeping in the back, who awakes only just in time to mouth the words

WHY

at you before he is at one with the the fireball

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

>east

[PlanktonSideburns]

you go east

you are now slightly further east, and slighlty further away from the goblet

any more bright ideas?

[Spoon of Ploff]

take the train to Newport

[Replies From View]

take the train to Newport

Too heavy.  Also, you don't know the way.

[Noonling]

Ask for flying carpet at Burgerking.

[Spoon of Ploff]

ffs

[PlanktonSideburns]

you fish as many grenades out of your pants as you can but they just keep coming

the end

[Gregory Torso]

Surely it's only one grenade? You Jeff it at some dobbin cunt and continue on your quest.

What will you do next?

[Gregory Torso]

> Request the help of Roger Lloyd Pack

[PlanktonSideburns]

who dat?

[Gregory Torso]

Trigger of horses.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Here e comes now

[Gregory Torso]

So happy

[PlanktonSideburns]

You and trig get chatting about your fave podcasts - seems a good sort