well made text adventure mk5

[Gregory Torso]

> chat for a while, glad to find a companion

[PlanktonSideburns]

This is going great

You notice some milky liquid leaving new pals ear

what now tho?

[Gregory Torso]

> be polite, say nothing. ask trig how he is finding things these days

[PlanktonSideburns]

He says good stuff in response

It's really pumping out now mind

No way he's not aware of it

[Gregory Torso]

> Collect Trigger's milk in secret cup whilst talking about campsite holidays.

[Gregory Torso]

> Quaff Trigger's milk. God is dead and cannot punish me.

[Kryton]

South

[PlanktonSideburns]

you do the above,

god is alive, and he punishes you for your  arrogance by completely ignoring you

[PlanktonSideburns]

its fucking BLASTING out of his ear now, like a bad practical special effect from the 90s, defying the laws of physics

you suddenly realise you are dreaming

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

>"rewind" the dream so you do not enter a double command and subsequently are not forced to toss a grenade into the Mazda

[kittens]

become a cow

[Noonling]

Do the triple command that unlocks a secret ending.

[PlanktonSideburns]

>"rewind" the dream so you do not enter a double command and subsequently are not forced to toss a grenade into the Mazda

Sadly it's  it's not one of those lucid dreams that boring twats wank on about

[PlanktonSideburns]

become a cow

A cow becomes half of you instead, a hideous brundlesque teleporter mash up

It screams and bellows off in to the night, a shambling leviathan of hastily cobbled flesh ideas

[PlanktonSideburns]

Do the triple command that unlocks a secret ending.

The secret ending is the ufo dog ending from silent hill


THE END

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

>stare at milky liquid pouring from Trigger's ear, a helpless hostage to your own deranged subconscious oh ffs

[PlanktonSideburns]

Hilarious

[poo]

> jugout a smirn