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My nudity
« on: February 19, 2020, 03:25:54 PM »
Oh, I'm sorry, are you bothered by my nudity?

Is there something about my nudity that troubles you?

Oh, I do beg your pardon, I would feel terrible if my nudity made you uncomfortable, your majesty!!

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Re: My nudity
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2020, 03:40:15 PM »
It's no bother, it's just that I've never seen a helical penis on a human being before.

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Re: My nudity
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2020, 03:46:40 PM »
The masturbating on top of the nudity appears to be sickening and disgusting people so you may wish to take a moment to reflect, maybe quietly in a copse.

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Re: My nudity
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2020, 03:48:41 PM »
The masturbating on top of the nudity appears to be sickening and disgusting people so you may wish to take a moment to reflect, maybe quietly in a copse.

Is that what he is doing? Difficult to know how to interpret bouncing up and down on it like Zebedee.

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Re: My nudity
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2020, 05:53:29 PM »
The penis I can just about stomach, but your anus is in a right state.

Re: My nudity
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2020, 07:25:58 PM »
I've put socks on now, and a hat - so technically I am no longer naked.

Oh? Do you still have a problem?

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Re: My nudity
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2020, 07:51:42 PM »
Oh, I'm sorry, are you bothered by my nudity?

Is there something about my nudity that troubles you?

Oh, I do beg your pardon, I would feel terrible if my nudity made you uncomfortable, your majesty!!

But why do it in a primary school?

Re: My nudity
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2020, 07:59:24 PM »
Oh I'm sorry Ferris, is there something that concerns you about my nudity in this primary school?!

Re: My nudity
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2020, 08:00:17 PM »
I simply did not realise that you were the boss of my entire life!!

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Re: My nudity
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2020, 08:02:23 PM »
Oh I'm sorry Ferris, is there something that concerns you about my nudity in this primary school?!

*whispers something about “incriminating evidence” into lapel*

No, no, carry on. I have to step outside for a few minutes.

Re: My nudity
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2020, 09:50:13 PM »
I wouldn't mind but I can barely see your nudity through all those clothes you deem essential to wear.

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Re: My nudity
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2020, 10:15:54 PM »
will you at least wear some kind of sack till you get your anal wall sorted out

Re: My nudity
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2020, 11:41:24 PM »
Does it hurt with your balls dragging along the floor.

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Re: My nudity
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2020, 12:01:25 AM »
I like your nipples. Touch them.

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Re: My nudity
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2020, 08:11:38 PM »
This will never catch on!

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Re: My nudity
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2020, 10:27:54 AM »
This will never catch on!

unlike coronavirus lol

Re: My nudity
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2020, 07:05:50 PM »
Oh, many apologies, ladies and gentlemen, if you are troubled by my erotic energy!

Re: My nudity
« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2020, 11:53:18 PM »
Oh, so you're so disturbed by my erotic energy that you have nothing to say at all? Is that it?

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Re: My nudity
« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2020, 12:21:01 AM »
yes

Re: My nudity
« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2020, 01:18:02 AM »
Have you been looking at pornographical material on the computer?

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Re: My nudity
« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2020, 01:32:04 AM »
Cover up.

Re: My nudity
« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2020, 09:42:57 PM »
Oh, does it bother you to be confronted in this manner as I regain my body in this way?

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Re: My nudity
« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2020, 09:44:15 PM »
But why is it always around children or the vulnerable? That’s what I want to know.

I don’t think any or these pensioners requested this display, is what I’m saying.

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Re: My nudity
« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2020, 01:18:09 AM »
Or that time at the Royal Chelsea Garden Show. Until then, I’d never seen a Titchmarsh blush.

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Re: My nudity
« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2020, 01:19:18 AM »
Or - how could I forget - spreadeagle on the bow of QE2 as it returned to port.

Some of those foreign dignitaries could see right up there.

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Re: My nudity
« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2020, 01:20:24 AM »
Obviously, “the Blue Peter Incident” was another nadir. I’m just glad Shep didn’t live to see it.

Re: My nudity
« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2020, 01:52:18 AM »
SHOW ME A TESTICLE

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« Reply #27 on: March 18, 2020, 05:08:13 AM »
SHOW ME A TESTICLE

Original Jerry Maguire line "bizarre and unnecessary."

Re: My nudity
« Reply #28 on: June 08, 2020, 02:11:59 AM »
Oh, oh? Oh really? Oh, is there something about my sexual freedom that you find objectionable?!

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Re: My nudity
« Reply #29 on: June 08, 2020, 03:30:30 AM »
Listen - whether or not I’m masturbating is besides the point. I hope the jury understands that.

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