My nudity

[popcorn]

Oh, I'm sorry, are you bothered by my nudity?

Is there something about my nudity that troubles you?

Oh, I do beg your pardon, I would feel terrible if my nudity made you uncomfortable, your majesty!!

[pancreas]

It's no bother, it's just that I've never seen a helical penis on a human being before.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The masturbating on top of the nudity appears to be sickening and disgusting people so you may wish to take a moment to reflect, maybe quietly in a copse.

[pancreas]

The masturbating on top of the nudity appears to be sickening and disgusting people so you may wish to take a moment to reflect, maybe quietly in a copse.

Is that what he is doing? Difficult to know how to interpret bouncing up and down on it like Zebedee.

[Butchers Blind]

The penis I can just about stomach, but your anus is in a right state.

[popcorn]

I've put socks on now, and a hat - so technically I am no longer naked.

Oh? Do you still have a problem?

[Ferris]

Oh, I'm sorry, are you bothered by my nudity?

Is there something about my nudity that troubles you?

Oh, I do beg your pardon, I would feel terrible if my nudity made you uncomfortable, your majesty!!

But why do it in a primary school?

[popcorn]

Oh I'm sorry Ferris, is there something that concerns you about my nudity in this primary school?!

[popcorn]

I simply did not realise that you were the boss of my entire life!!

[Ferris]

Oh I'm sorry Ferris, is there something that concerns you about my nudity in this primary school?!

*whispers something about "incriminating evidence" into lapel*

No, no, carry on. I have to step outside for a few minutes.

[Bazooka]

I wouldn't mind but I can barely see your nudity through all those clothes you deem essential to wear.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

will you at least wear some kind of sack till you get your anal wall sorted out

[Pinball]

Does it hurt with your balls dragging along the floor.

Madam.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I like your nipples. Touch them.

[Glebe]

This will never catch on!

[pancreas]

This will never catch on!

unlike coronavirus lol

[popcorn]

Oh, many apologies, ladies and gentlemen, if you are troubled by my erotic energy!

[popcorn]

Oh, so you're so disturbed by my erotic energy that you have nothing to say at all? Is that it?

[PlanktonSideburns]

yes

[popcorn]

Have you been looking at pornographical material on the computer?

[Glebe]

Cover up.

[popcorn]

Oh, does it bother you to be confronted in this manner as I regain my body in this way?

[Ferris]

But why is it always around children or the vulnerable? That's what I want to know.

I don't think any or these pensioners requested this display, is what I'm saying.

[Ferris]

Or that time at the Royal Chelsea Garden Show. Until then, I'd never seen a Titchmarsh blush.

[Ferris]

Or - how could I forget - spreadeagle on the bow of QE2 as it returned to port.

Some of those foreign dignitaries could see right up there.

[Ferris]

Obviously, "the Blue Peter Incident" was another nadir. I'm just glad Shep didn't live to see it.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

SHOW ME A TESTICLE

[Glebe]

SHOW ME A TESTICLE

Original Jerry Maguire line "bizarre and unnecessary."

[popcorn]

Oh, oh? Oh really? Oh, is there something about my sexual freedom that you find objectionable?!

[Ferris]

Listen - whether or not I'm masturbating is besides the point. I hope the jury understands that.