What are we going to do when women realise women are just nicer

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Shittin brix lads

No but seriously I was chatting to two yes two (decent sample size) couples o' lesbians in different venues and the general lesbian consensus (as verified by 4 total humans) is that men are just fucked.

Might be on to something (these lesbians).

There's always wanking in public though isn't there? Yes. There is.

[bgmnts]

5 minutes on Linehan's twitter will sort you out son.

[weekender]

Ask for their thoughts?

[Cerys]

You're kidding me, right?  Women are bitches.

[TheBrownBottle]

The consensus amongst lesbians is that men aren't fucked, surely?

[weekender]

You're kidding me, right?  Women are bitches.

You're probably on the blob, fuck what you think you incoherent twat.

Say "Hi" to him, won't you?

[jamiefairlie]

You're kidding me, right?  Women are bitches.

Yeah but a tad less prone to kicking my head in, so, you know, sticks and stones....

[weekender]

The consensus amongst lesbians is that men aren't fucked, surely?

Let's work out how we can get a consensus of lesbians first.

[TheBrownBottle]

Let's work out how we can get a consensus of lesbians first.

Sexual preference would be a good place to start I reckon

[Emma Raducanu]

I grew up thinking women were much smarter than men, so was confused why men had all the power. Gyms in'it.

[weekender]

Sexual preference would be a good place to start I reckon

OK, start your line of questioning then.

[Cerys]

You're probably on the blob, fuck what you think you incoherent twat.

A fair point, well made - if incorrect.

Say "Hi" to him, won't you?

Done.  The response can only be described as an insane cackle.

Yeah but a tad less prone to kicking my head in, so, you know, sticks and stones....

Clearly you've been lucky in your timing.

[weekender]

Do you know, it's later than I thought it was?

[weekender]

The response can only be described as an insane cackle

Or a 'Bristol' accent.

Have a nice evening etc.  If ever you want me to train your child, I reckon I could give it a go.

[shiftwork2]

On balance women are a bit nicer overall.  But everyone has known this forever.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Was OK when it wasn't BOTH the lesbians that were fit

Christ

[Alberon]

It's only a matter of time. I was in town with my Mum and we bumped into my boss, who is a lesbian. After we went our separate ways my Mum remarked, "they're everywhere these days."

And she's right, they are.

[Endicott]

Do you know, it's later than I thought it was?

You thought it was 1970?

[madhair60]

women will one day understand that i, madhair60, will treat them well

[idunnosomename]

yeah but has any lady got THESE GUNS

*pulls off shirt*

*flexes muscles*

[TrenterPercenter]

It's only a matter of time. I was in town with my Mum and we bumped into my boss, who is a lesbian. After we went our separate ways my Mum remarked, "they're everywhere these days."

And she's right, they are.

Can confirm, saw a brace of lesbians the other day in the Co-op.  As I approached them it smelt a bit sweaty so i diverted despite wanting to get my hands on some frozen meat'zza's in their vicinity. When they eventually sauntered off all jovial and liberated, I wandered back over and it transpired that it wasn't them responsible for the odour but a female shelf stacker previously obscured from view.

The sexuality of this self stacker still remains a mystery to this day (Wednesday, this was Monday).

Thanks.

[imitationleather]

I'd like to see a woman rack up a post history like mine.

[Noonling]

i diverted despite wanting to get my hands on some frozen meat'zza's in their vicinity.

If they are meat eaters they are bisexual at most.

[madhair60]

I'd like to see a woman rack.

Sexist.

[Cerys]

Or a 'Bristol' accent.

He's from Birkenhead, you great radish.

Have a nice evening etc.

You too!

If ever you want me to train your child, I reckon I could give it a go.

I don't have the heart to inflict her on you.  Thirteen, terrible wings, etc.

[TrenterPercenter]

If they are meat eaters they are bisexual at most.

This was actually the one bit of the story that was made up. 


They were looking at frozen dildos.

[imitationleather]

Sexist.

You show me what's wrong about a woman's rack and I'll go down on you.

[madhair60]

Breast cancer? Also the sin of lust.

[imitationleather]

But enough about your mother!

[TrenterPercenter]

Breast cancer? Also the sin of lust.

Breast chancer! more like, ammmirite ladies[nb]who find other ladies attractive and want to have sex with them[/nb]